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I'm struggling, folks. The book itself is good so far. I just cannot stand that the audiobook narrator voices every man like Milhouse. It's absolutely terrible.

This book is fun or whatever but why does the audiobook narrator give Tigris an honest-to-god Owen Wilson voice???

Why is every persona except Charm lobotomized?

The world and premise are really cool but Charm is dripping "I am 14 and this is my OC" energy so pungent that it cannot be ignored.

Maybe I'm just a hater.

Accidentally tricked into reading another multi-POV book smh

Imagine dying because you have no gaydar. RIP bozo, couldn't be me

I don't think even dying could drive me to visit an irl vampire roleplay kink club on a Monday evening but to each their own ig

The graveyard thing is fun vampire lore that I think is unique to this book. I could do with less child murder, though.

Reading through Dracula Daily, so I won't finish this bad boy until November 7.

Love hearing about Maria. Major dgaf vibes for the other two, but I admittedly am a multi-POV hater.

Mr. Rogers is so capitalismpilled that he is jobmaxxing by wagemogging the other islanders even though he knows his employment was under false pretenses and that his employer is trying to kill him. King, you don't have to cook for them anymore.

No disrespect to Miss Swagatha but I truly and deeply do not care for how she writes at all.

Someone needs to get Piranesi a laptop with Her Story on it. He'd love it.

Absolutely horrifying concept masked under layers of whimsy. Stuff of nightmares. I love it.

The author made a choice with the plot that I truly did not expect, and I deeeply respect the gutsy move

I love you so much. Please don't turn out to be as bad or a book as half the reviews say you are.

Thrilled to be reading yet another book where someone is manhandled by a lady knight and is happy about it.

Is this what it feels like to be a doctor watching a med drama or a lawyer watching a courtroom drama? I thought I chose a niche enough profession to escape this. Oh boy.

The analytical chemist in me is screaming, crying, throwing up at the careless use of spectrometry/spectroscopy interchangeably. Absolutely sickening.

It's good otherwise though!

Owen: "She looks like she could kill me. It's so hot."
Una: "He looks so easy to kill. It's so hot."

I've grown quite fond of Rachel and her non-platonic non-romantic life partner.

I fluctuate between thinking Borne is adorable and thinking Borne is clearly the work of a middle-aged man trying entirely too hard to make something cute in a way that I cannot make myself unaware of (sorry, Jeff, ily).

I really don't rock with this narrative voice so far. I don't know if it is an issue with Rachel herself or just the breezey, quick timeline thing Jeff is doing, but whatever it is, I don't like it.

I am chewing the drywall and clawing at the walls of my enclosure. My heart is being stabbed repeatedly, and I'm thanking Alix E. Harrow for it.

I need that Shaq "time out" meme but it's "when Ana is doing an investigation but gets too mean to Din."

RJB is cooking, I cannot lie.

If I suddenly found myself being cared for by a beautiful, massive lady knight, I too would ask no questions and accept this as my new reality.

I am... nervous about how the political messaging is going to be navigated in this one.

Moooooooooom, he's making the mystery driven entirely by baseless theories what are always correct againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.