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1) of course you bond with a misshapen, blind, haha quirky, mutated creature. 2) if someone said alexis is actually 14 I'd believe them without question

aaaaaaaaaaa

I'm crying blood

what the fuck is thagoras trying to be. why is every single adult in this book fucking stupid. did I seriously just have to read about kharon getting a boner while seeing a teenager murder another

I really don't like the translation. not that the source text is any greater, because this whole book is a shit show. everything's shitty gritty grim mean stupid edgy.

yay two stoic idiots get to babysit her. is there a bad threesome ending in the horizon

not the deadly initiation bloodletting with gods these people are so dumbbbbbb

why does she think any of these things sound believable. this is a preteen book with the edginess of a cupcake cult t-shirt

bitch what

what the fuck is this setup man

he said he'd burn worlds for her and instead he's chaperoning her to every danger imaginable

clara just INSISTS on jumping head first from the frying pan into the fire, like she is on a 200-step plan to help her depressed brother that doesn't make a lick of sense and the prince has to watch helplessly as she does it. how he hasn't had an aneurysm yet is purely because of his elf blood.

stupid danny

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