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FINALLY clara gets to do something ALL ON HER OWN

the plot of this one is genuinely just We Need to Go to A to Get B to Do C to do D in order to get E so we can F. one convoluted fetch quest after another. I like how the characters are written but this is getting a bit silly, especially when the prince just goes along with everything after he has belittled clara for a bit AGAIN AND AGAIN

I really hoped he wouldn't be a growling prince but ofc he is

"He gazes at me like I’m some sort of incredible mystery. A wonder. A dream." DESCRIBE THE EXPRESSION, DON'T INTERPRET AND PLAY DUMB!!!!! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS THINKING i hate when they tell me and don't SHOW

if I was maggie I'd be so scared to pronounce any names from the book world bc WAS THERE A GUIDE HOW DO YOU KNOW. like okay she speaks the world's language but she could still mispronounce names!!

1) of course you bond with a misshapen, blind, haha quirky, mutated creature. 2) if someone said alexis is actually 14 I'd believe them without question

aaaaaaaaaaa

I'm crying blood

what the fuck is thagoras trying to be. why is every single adult in this book fucking stupid. did I seriously just have to read about kharon getting a boner while seeing a teenager murder another

I really don't like the translation. not that the source text is any greater, because this whole book is a shit show. everything's shitty gritty grim mean stupid edgy.

yay two stoic idiots get to babysit her. is there a bad threesome ending in the horizon

not the deadly initiation bloodletting with gods these people are so dumbbbbbb

why does she think any of these things sound believable. this is a preteen book with the edginess of a cupcake cult t-shirt

bitch what

what the fuck is this setup man

he said he'd burn worlds for her and instead he's chaperoning her to every danger imaginable

clara just INSISTS on jumping head first from the frying pan into the fire, like she is on a 200-step plan to help her depressed brother that doesn't make a lick of sense and the prince has to watch helplessly as she does it. how he hasn't had an aneurysm yet is purely because of his elf blood.