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he said athletes need to learn to be messier in their biographies. and he's right.

100 pages left in this book and they better all be smooth sailing so help me god. do not fuck this up lads

we at it. don't look at the time.

living my dream of hanging out w the postman and punting (successfully)

very strange things are going on over here

ok well now my garage boys have got tragic backstories and everything hurts. what the fuck tj

so much crazy stuff has happened. and I had to read it all while also trying to get my messages to properly send. blood pressure through the roof but finally my garage boys return to me 🫶

just googled apparently ken clarke is still alive. not for long

most emotionally strange eurostar journey of my life. book is fascinating so far

Just remembered I started reading this. Having a blast atm. Apart from John.

fitting that this is where they start having sex. never has a book elicited more disgusted faces from me. the threat of them having sex hangs heavy over my head after work

oh shit title drop. they are making out. the dialogue is truly difficult sometimes I am grimacing in public

Oh my god they made mothman humanoid. What's the fucking point

she thinks his (mothman) voice is sexy

Guesstimating the percentage since it doesn't tell you on audible. When I started it I missed that she was an influencer a fact which has shaken me deeply to my core. Mothman sponsored by HelloFresh.
Plot wise she's just met Mothman he saved her from a tree. Also her mum sucks. She's not even living in West Virginia which is so sad and feels wrong.