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She’s a serial killer btw. 😭
She just runs into the bathroom crying bc she didn’t see her husband for like a second and thought he left when he was literally waiting for her in the dressing room

What. The. Fuck. This whole chapter is insane.
How does the crowd not notice their cello player is quite literally cumming on stage?? 😭

Stop they’re so cute 😭

HUMAN TEETH?!?!

I took this book to a 5 day trip to Yosemite with me and couldn’t update bc there was no WiFi lol

I got my phone taken away yesterday and i FINALLY got it back

Cyber sex by doja cat not being in the book playlist is CRIMINAL

W man. (Never thought I’d say this lol)

That was offensive to all real therapists

Izzy’s dad is a diva who listens to Lady Gaga ?!

Lowkey real 😭😛

YES THEIR FIRST KISS

HER ROBE WAS WIDE OPEN??? 😭😭😭
I feel like my brain is short circuiting trying to read this

The second hand embarrassment is unreal bro 😭😭

Did she just tell him he smells like pure sex 😭
I get she’s drunk but like c’mon. I would die if I found out I said that to someone while drunk

THAT was the text she was freaking out over? That’s not even that bad

Bitch just screams in her car in the middle of the parking garage 😭 imagine someone’s just walking to their car and they hear that lol

If my friend did this to me, you would never. Ever see me ever again.

Her: Mm mm mm! The flavors are melting on my tongue! (The meme.)

DUMP HIM. One of my biggest fears is somehow ending up in a relationship like this 😭

I would die if someone did this to me 😭

I just got locked out of Goodreads for no freaking reason 😭😭
The book is already wild, bro. Like holy god damn shit

Also, I just don’t really like the way she says “the One.” It just looks really irritates me and looks really fucking ugly to me for some reason. But yeah, now she’s finally giving Jake a second chance. My jaw was on the floor when they revealed what really happened.

Randy’s proposing in the middle of dinner at home with Gretchen and Sydney. WHILE EATING FUCKING CASSEROLE. Bruhhh. Immediate no from me. And such a tiny diamond too. Smh 🤦‍♀️

Poor Jake

Now she finally freaking realized. Like girl it’s been obvious he’s the killer from the start