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Ethan is on page 403 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Chapter 5000 of Bran complaining about how he's a cripple and the 3 eyed raven is just a dream and magic isn't real. Progress the plot please.

— Oct 05, 2026 04:38AM 2 comments

Ethan is on page 322 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Can't wait to finish this so I can read Legacies of Betrayal 🤑🤑🤑

— Oct 03, 2026 11:28PM 1 comment

Ethan is on page 56 of 1009 of A Clash of Kings (A Song of Ice and Fire, #2)

Tyrion short joke #532

— Sep 24, 2026 08:55AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 530 of 835 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

"I'm not like Arya," Sansa blurted. "She has the traitor's blood, not me."
Chills.

— Sep 15, 2026 04:39AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 48 of 835 of A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)

Can't wait for Theon to become Reek. Annihilate all Ironborn.

— Sep 05, 2026 01:48AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 498 of 837 of Fall of Light (The Kharkanas Trilogy, #2)

I shall not fall for anti-Rake propaganda.

— Aug 27, 2026 06:34AM Add a comment

Fall of Light (The Kharkanas Trilogy, #2)

Ethan is on page 597 of 662 of Forge of Darkness (The Kharkanas Trilogy, #1)

Dread.

— Aug 17, 2026 04:26AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 441 of 662 of Forge of Darkness (The Kharkanas Trilogy, #1)

Whatever happens next, Kadaspala is so justified ✌️

— Aug 14, 2026 05:54AM Add a comment

Ethan is 75% done with No Life Forsaken (Witness, #2)

Erikson will never settle on a solid timeline 🤬

— Aug 03, 2026 06:43PM Add a comment

Ethan is starting The God is Not Willing (Witness, #1)

Dramatis Personae pmo

— Jul 20, 2026 03:54AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 603 of 921 of The Crippled God (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #10)

The return of the king.

— Jul 14, 2026 07:38AM Add a comment

The Crippled God (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #10)

Ethan is on page 1223 of 1280 of Dust of Dreams (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #9)

It wasn't meant to be this early. Fuck.

— Jul 09, 2026 11:55PM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 599 of 1280 of Dust of Dreams (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #9)

I hope the Barghast are cleansed from the continent of Lether, one and all.

— Jul 07, 2026 10:23PM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 697 of 1008 of Toll the Hounds (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #8)

'Iskar Jarak, Bird That Steals, sits astride a black horse
And looks to command once more'

— Jun 28, 2026 04:54AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 184 of 1008 of Toll the Hounds (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #8)

Kruppe as a narrator is Erikson's greatest decision

— Jun 23, 2026 04:25AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 1086 of 1280 of Reaper's Gale (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #7)

Why

— Jun 20, 2026 08:12AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 446 of 1280 of Reaper's Gale (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #7)

W shot Karsa, just a windy day ✌️

— Jun 16, 2026 08:40AM 1 comment

Ethan is on page 228 of 1280 of Reaper's Gale (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #7)

The return of the king 🐺

— Jun 15, 2026 04:12AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 869 of 1203 of The Bonehunters (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #6)

What the hell are you, Mallick Rel

— Jun 08, 2026 08:58AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 582 of 1203 of The Bonehunters (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #6)

Fuck

— Jun 04, 2026 09:30AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 266 of 1203 of The Bonehunters (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #6)

I've missed you nepo baby

— Jun 02, 2026 07:59AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 882 of 960 of Midnight Tides (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #5)

You vile, vile, VILE Tiste Edur 🤬

— May 28, 2026 05:05AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 418 of 960 of Midnight Tides (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #5)

Lead them to paradise 🐺

— May 25, 2026 10:05PM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 307 of 960 of Midnight Tides (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #5)

We HATE Rhulad

— May 24, 2026 07:46AM 1 comment

Ethan is on page 142 of 960 of Midnight Tides (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #5)

Scabandari Bumeye got what he deserved

— May 22, 2026 04:21AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 525 of 1015 of House of Chains (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #4)

"Just be your brother, Anomander Rake, bro".
Brutal 💔

— May 17, 2026 12:50AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 455 of 1015 of House of Chains (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #4)

The Tiste Liosan are low-tier chuds

— May 16, 2026 04:57AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 66 of 1015 of House of Chains (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #4)

11 lucky ladies

— May 12, 2026 04:56PM Add a comment

Ethan is 95% done with Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #3)

I am not yet done.

— May 11, 2026 04:08AM Add a comment

Ethan is on page 598 of 925 of Memories of Ice (Malazan Book of the Fallen, #3)

Kruppe is an aura demon

— May 08, 2026 03:03AM Add a comment

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