Mae > Recent Status Updates

one moment i’m reading about paper kites becoming stars in the sky, the next moment i’m reading about a nipple getting licked. how did i get here

i’m tired grandpa

very cute so far but ummmmm excuse me why are they already holding hands 🤨 i can feel this being an insta-love story and idk how i will feel about that

enjoying this so much, who knew i needed to read an old woman’s letters and emails so badly

this shit’s darker than i expected god damn

sigh… shark fighting sisters and jean tannen, you are all so loved. i feel like i have witnessed a hate crime.

so much fucked up shit has happened, and the next chapter is another interlude with worldbuilding/boring flashbacks………. DON’T piss me off

aliens???? are apparently a thing? crafted some sick infrastructure and fucked off before humans arrived? i wish i was making this up

ok i eat my words, there are women who FIGHT SHARKS like gladiators and work as security guards for a gangster, now i’m interested

why am i already having to learn about the solar system, the calendar year and the world’s geopolitical status, i still don’t even know what the fuck this first heist is for. also only ONE woman in the book so far, i’m getting sus

whyyyy are the chapters 1hr long bro that’s not cute

these lesbians are so dramatic and i’m dreading the end of this book so much, i feel like i need a cigarette

ughhhHHHHH

susannah, babe, i get the feeling you’re about to do something awful again soon

i suspect this book will make me very very sad