Mae > Recent Status Updates

aliens???? are apparently a thing? crafted some sick infrastructure and fucked off before humans arrived? i wish i was making this up

ok i eat my words, there are women who FIGHT SHARKS like gladiators and work as security guards for a gangster, now i’m interested

why am i already having to learn about the solar system, the calendar year and the world’s geopolitical status, i still don’t even know what the fuck this first heist is for. also only ONE woman in the book so far, i’m getting sus

whyyyy are the chapters 1hr long bro that’s not cute

these lesbians are so dramatic and i’m dreading the end of this book so much, i feel like i need a cigarette

ughhhHHHHH

susannah, babe, i get the feeling you’re about to do something awful again soon

i suspect this book will make me very very sad

this book is diabolical

fighting for my life with this book istg

holy fuck it’s so bad

Suzanne Collins, take your boot off our throats for one second pLEAse