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wait did patroclus just SNIFF achilles's feet

i logged out/deleted gr on my main laptop to reduce my screentime/quell my addiction so expect me to be 1% less active (you won’t even notice a difference 😔)

i can't believe this is the highlight of my currently reading list so far

so basically one of the side characters is a beauty influencer and she has the most basic ass youtube channel name (freaking "mAkEuP wiTh cELiNe") like gurl you could've chose ANYTHING. celine and cosmetics, celine's sparkles, all of those are way more freaking original than MAKEUP WITH CELINE

idk what page im on (cuz ebook) but i am this fucking close to just dnfing this whole thing because WHAT. THE. FUCK?!

i actually don't know what page im on but pretend it's this one

does this assmonkey actually think shannon's gonna "cOvEr fOr hiM" when he THREW A RUGBY BALL AT HER HEAD AND MADE HER SKIRT FALL DOWN

the AUDACITY of men 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

what the fuck 😃

"i'd thrown up no less than three times this morning"

girl that's like actually not normal...!

bruh the one good character died and everyone else sucks and i want to punch the headmaster 10000 times in the face

i just discovered this feeling of disgust seeing this glamorization of billionaire romance. because mainstream dark romance has romanticization of mafia, stalkers, abusers, etc. but then most of us have heard of crimes american billionaires have committed, worse than what any stalker could dream of.

someone who checked this out from the library before me BLED onto this book. you're kidding.

heres hoping she doesn't pee on the bed when shes sick like poppy did

whats it like using netgalley?

😭😭😭 the epub file gave ts 1182 pages

new appreciation unlocked for ida (ida please see this)

(and to alll my other gr friends ilyt)

lets play two truths and a lie (comment the one you think is a lie!)

a. i still don't know what "sociopath" means
b. i have a name brand wristwatch
c. i can do 400 pushups while cartwheeling a mile under 5 minutes while sneezing with my eyes open

you cannot be serious helene is literally a head taller than me. WHY IS EVERYONE TALL STOP BEING TALL RAHHH

peeing the bed at the ripe old age of 26 years old...

who the freak names their cat "flannery o'connor"

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK SO LONG I SWEAR I'M READING LIKE 4 HOURS EVERY SINGLE DAY BUT IT'S STILL NOT OVER COUNT YOUR DAYS VICTORIA SCHWAB I'M SICK OF YOU

"i feel so sad about everyone being killed in the great war" okay girl if you really wanted to help with the war you could go to germany and kill h*tler 💀

also yes, i now realize that i was thinking of wwii when currently it's wwi. but it's not like creatures such as n@zis just popped out of nowhere during wwii.

so alice's pov is pissing me off and also what. the. fuck did i think i was signing up for 😭

honestly it was really stupid of goodreads to not have rolled out the dnf shelf earlier

oh apparently if i download epub ebooks they'll format better than pdfs and my pages won't get cut.

time to wait the entire schoolday to go home and do that :)

guess whose ebook CUT OUT PAGES AGAIN 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 pmo bruh

i can pronounce roughly 1 name in this entire book and that is the author's name on the front cover

hey guys, in your experiences, what are buddy reads like?

i'm personally not too interested in doing one atm but anybody who stumbles upon this whos done a br lmk what it's like for you

(kiryomi please don't see this it's a minor spoiler)


i KNEW jeremy and avery were getting a little suspiciously close
i love yaoi

at least she has the decency to remove her cat from premises before she starts gooning or whatever

i dropped my nook on the asphalt and now theres a hairline crack on the frame by the logo and little gravel dents. WHY DO THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO ME