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"think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -george carlin

also, there's a subreddit called r/quotesporn 😭😭😭 what a beautiful name 😭😭😭

“yo mama”

i like that one

"He's in it for the money, not the science" (from an older movie lol, me and my uncle quote it all the time... it's like a geeky gag we do 🌚🫰)

Fuck around and find out

(My mom loves saying this and this is my motto when dealing with others

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow” -Unknown

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” -Marilyn Monroe

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein

"But hoping, is how the impossible can be possible after all." -Jest (Heartless)

“Everyone always underestimates the idiot." -Jest (again💗)

*at a wedding* “i want the bride and groom to look at each other and know that they are the person who is most likely to kill you”

*the person they are looking at*

life's weird be weirder

If you can’t baffle someone with your brilliance, than baffle them with others ur bs

Dede wrote: "If you can’t baffle someone with your brilliance, than baffle them with others ur bs"

reall

there's no place like home

"we never love anyone, what we love is the idea we have of someone. it's our own concept--our own selves--that we love." - pessoa

“is one to die voluntarily or to hope in spite of everything?” - camus

"for vicente guedes, being self-aware was an art and a morality; dreaming was a religion." - pessoa

"and it's inside myself that i must create someone who will understand." - lispector

"... and you regret that the momentary beauty faded so quickly, so irretrievably, that it flashed before you so deceptively and in vain – you regret this because there was not time for you even to fall in love with her..." - dostoyevsky

and then my favorite oat presently:
"likewise and during every day of an unillustrious life, time carries us. but a moment always comes when we have to carry it. we live on the future: "tomorrow," "later on," "when you have made your way," "you will understand when you are old enough." such irrelevancies are wonderful, for, after all, it's a matter of dying. yet a day comes when a man says or notices he is thirty. thus he asserts his youth. but simultaneously he situates himself in relation to time. he takes his place in it. he admits that he stands at a certain point on a curve that he acknowledges having to travel to its end. he belongs to time, and by the horror that seizes him, he recognizes his own worst enemy. tomorrow, he was longing for tomorrow, whereas everything in him ought to reject it. that revolt of the flesh is the absurd." - camus

i know i js fucking ranted but also gotta give a special shoutout to my goat sylvia plath'a fig tree and "i hope that when the world comes to an end, i can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." from donnie darko 🤑

life is a butt fuck but sometimes there's a g spot

@hami IM CRYINGGGG 😭😭

“You can suck a fart out of my butt” (my moms coworker everyone 😭👏👏)

“Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.”
IYKYK.

"my girlfriend left me to become a moon spirit" "thats rough buddy" (not a one liner but i just had to say it)

⊹ hami [ia] wrote: "life is a butt fuck but sometimes there's a g spot"

THIS PERSON RIGHT HERE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT too well

me saying to my friend “if theres only two men in the movie they will kiss”

she (you) is not fyne shit, she (you) is the sparkles bouncing off the ocean in the sunlight

ya cant pick ur father but you can pick ur daddy (did i get the memo?)

desire is the root of all suffering, you dont eat the fruit the day you plant the seed (did i get the memo now?)

naima ؛༊ wrote: "desire is the root of all suffering, you dont eat the fruit the day you plant the seed (did i get the memo now?)"

im drooling
imma eat you