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All right, genius brain: come up with something!
…I’m hungry.
You have failed me, brain.

Fudge? Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I’m deeply religious.

“Holy moly”? Is that my go-to expression of surprise? I mean, it’s okay, I
guess. I would have expected something a little less 1950s. What kind of
weirdo am I?

Instant toga.

Who am I to question a creepy robot-armed computer overlord?

I know Liberia uses imperial units but I don’t know my own name. That’s
irritating.

Probably asking if Sally’s Diner served gluten-free vegan grass
clippings or something.

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