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Probably asking if Sally’s Diner served gluten-free vegan grass
clippings or something.
— Apr 29, 2026 05:09AM
clippings or something.
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All right, genius brain: come up with something!
…I’m hungry.
You have failed me, brain.
— Apr 29, 2026 05:16AM
…I’m hungry.
You have failed me, brain.
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Fudge? Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I’m deeply religious.
— Apr 29, 2026 05:16AM
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“Holy moly”? Is that my go-to expression of surprise? I mean, it’s okay, I
guess. I would have expected something a little less 1950s. What kind of
weirdo am I?
— Apr 29, 2026 05:15AM
guess. I would have expected something a little less 1950s. What kind of
weirdo am I?
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I know Liberia uses imperial units but I don’t know my own name. That’s
irritating.
— Apr 29, 2026 05:12AM
irritating.
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Fav Quotes: Not the most comfortable sensation, but when is a tube up your butt ever comfortable?
— Apr 29, 2026 05:06AM
