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My new literary novel Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is now available.
A darkly comic story about obsession, identity, and the strange ways pop culture slips into our lives. Set in the wild beauty of Siberia, it follows a man whose unraveling begins with a simple TV glitch…
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F2TB13NZ

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a darkly funny, character-driven novel about love, regret, and existential detours. Set in modern-day Russia, it follows one man’s misadventures through heartbreak, sturgeon smuggling, and awkward reunions. Perfect for fans of literary fiction with bite. Currently available as a free ARC for early readers—no sign-up needed. Grab your copy while it lasts!

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a darkly funny, character-driven novel about love, regret, and existential detours. Set in modern-day Russia, it follows one man’s misadventures through heartbreak, sturgeon smuggling, and awkward reunions. Perfect for fans of literary fiction with bite. Currently available as a free ARC for early readers—no sign-up needed. Grab your copy while it lasts!

🎁 FREE eBook
🚫 No sign-up. No email. No soul-selling.

📚 Just click. Download. Read.
🧐 Hate it? Pass it to your ex.
💘 Love it? Tell the world you knew me before I was famous.

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw —
A hot mess of love, fish, and self-sabotage.

👉 https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

Thanks for checking out Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw — this is the ARC, ahead of its official launch on April 4, 2025.

Your support means the world to an indie author.

📅 Free on Amazon April 4 & 7
📖 Get your copy now: https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

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Just a reminder that the world’s fanciest party snack — caviar — comes from the same fish Dmitry is chasing through emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a weird, witty existential journey through love, failure, and mildly illegal fishing.

Free ARC (no email, hassle-free): https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1
FREE on Amazon April 4 & 7

📘 Reader call-out!
looking for a thoughtful reader to offer post-launch feedback on my humor/absurdist novel, Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw — a story about love, fish, and the fine art of self-sabotage.

BookFunnel — no email, hassle-free:
https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

Feedback welcome via DM on X (@InkTalesGoneMad) — whether it’s a quick thought or a longer take, I’d love to hear it!

I’ve definitely read this one before. Several times. Maybe wrote it too.
Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a darkly funny novel about friendship, failure, and emotionally fraught fishing trips. 🐟💔

📅 FREE on Amazon — April 4 & April 7
🎁 25 ARC copies left on BookFunnel (available until April 7):
👉 https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

I’ve definitely read this one before. Several times. Maybe wrote it too.

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a darkly funny novel about friendship, failure, and emotionally fraught fishing trips. 🐟💔

📅 FREE on Amazon — April 4 & April 7
🎁 25 ARC copies left on BookFunnel (available until April 7):
👉 https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

I’ve definitely read this one before. Several times. Maybe wrote it too.
Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is FREE on Amazon April 4 and 7 — dark humor, sturgeon crimes, and a man named Dmitry who probably needs a hug. 🐟💔

🎁 Also: 25 free ARC copies left on BookFunnel (until April 7):
👉 https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1j2lrv9jv1

🌀 Reader tip: If my novel makes sense to you, please hydrate and rest. You may be in too deep.

My novel launches April 4! Free for two days on Kindle. Expect sturgeon, sarcasm, and emotional damage.

My novel launches April 4! Free for two days on Kindle. Expect sturgeon, sarcasm, and emotional damage.

✅ Just finished reading Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw.
5 stars. Would read again if I hadn’t already written it.
Emotional damage: self-inflicted.
Read at your own risk. No refunds.