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Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw —
A hot mess of love, fish, and self-sabotage.

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Just a reminder that the world’s fanciest party snack — caviar — comes from the same fish Dmitry is chasing through emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a weird, witty existential journey through love, failure, and mildly illegal fishing.

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✅ Just finished reading Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw.
5 stars. Would read again if I hadn’t already written it.
Emotional damage: self-inflicted.
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