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Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw —
A hot mess of love, fish, and self-sabotage.

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Just a reminder that the world’s fanciest party snack — caviar — comes from the same fish Dmitry is chasing through emotional turmoil and questionable decisions.

Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is a weird, witty existential journey through love, failure, and mildly illegal fishing.

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I’ve definitely read this one before. Several times. Maybe wrote it too.
Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw is FREE on Amazon April 4 and 7 — dark humor, sturgeon crimes, and a man named Dmitry who probably needs a hug. 🐟💔

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✅ Just finished reading Of Sturgeon and Carrie Bradshaw.
5 stars. Would read again if I hadn’t already written it.
Emotional damage: self-inflicted.
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