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When i tell my mam im def gonna fail math and she encourages me but she doesn’t know i didn’t do shit for my test so im lowkey an asshole

Someone hold me back or hold me down ive been so witty and sarcastic lately idk where it’s coming from i swear it’s natural

I asked this performative male in my class if he was a feminist and he said « kinda » bro

My social life is so limited (as it should be) that my mom will drag me to prom if i don’t do it myself

People vs not being an asshole

Some people be friendless and accuse literal STRANGERS of being gay for having friends like brodie invasive much? Loser much? Friendless much? Just say you have no friends

Officially Been a year since i watched the kny movie and im still not the first person i was before watching it

If you play an ed sheeran song at my wedding best believe that i will fucking find you

Ed sheeran you flipping loser 😭😭😭😭

I need british people to stop colonizing everything they see yes im talking about YOU

What the hell the seniors are seniors now i just grasped this concept

Ppl who have never held a guitar in their life would look you dead in the eyes and scream at you for messing up a note when singing and playing at the same time like damn bro

I literally have a twitter/pinterest reference for everything

My plum hair kinda fucks

Ed sheeran is genuinely a dumbass coward like grow a fucking pair

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So please hurry leave me
I can't breathe
Please don't say you love me
胸がはち切れそうで

chapter 16

Eavesdroppers are so not subtle like dude i can see you

I encourage everyone to buy colourful eyeliner to optimize their whimsy

My school keeps updating their dress code im gonna explode

When i tell a joke too straight-faced and forgot to add facial expressions so i lowkey look evil

I hate phone calls omd

Recommend me whatever (books,movies,music,etc)

I would for real feed thomas to the wolves if i were andrew tf am i looking at