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there are two victims in this story and it is NOT the main characters.

therapy. ALL OF YOU.

NOT AT HIS ENGAGEMENT PARTY

75% in. i feel physically ill. holly renee who hurt you

sending her an invitation is vile.

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. NOT THE RING.

take it away from me. i’m graying.

anguish isn’t a strong enough word

are we sure this isn’t a horror book? this is my worst nightmare

everyone’s a cheater and i am literally so stressed out

this book has shaved 10 years off my life. i have never been so stressed out during a contemporary romance book.

oh my god. OH MY GOD. that is literallllllly the worst thing that could’ve happened.

SCREAMINGGG. SHOW HIM! SHOW HIM! SHOW HIM!

what the (and i cannot stress this enough) FUCK 😭

she has told us that she’s a virgin at least 100 times at this point.

oh i am sobbing?

never meet your heroes DAMN

im gonna be real, she’s so much better than me because i would’ve divorced him already.

im gonna be real. i hate sione.

jesus christ i cannot believe that we are STILL adding men to this harem 😭

im gagged. THERES ANOTHER MAN?

girl he is VALIDDDDD. don’t make me defend a man.

oh. my. god. OH. MY. GOD.

i am physically ill. check in on me later. bc i feel sick. 5 stars.

WHO IS THIS BRITISH MOTHERFUCKER

my stomach hurts. oh my god? i am sobbing. this is sick. i am ill.

OH?? HIS ARM??

how many times are these two gonna have this fight?? like fr? either break up or get over it girl 😭

this is absolutely FILTHY. i love it 🙂‍↕️

“i love his commitment to the bit”
PLEASE GIRL HES A VAMPIREEEEE

“VAMPIRE FUGITIVE FOR THE BETTER PART OF TWO CENTURIES?!?”

i love when characters react reasonably to things like this

i know i just LIED to you about literally everythinggggg but can we still have sex please 👉🏼👈🏼

that’s how this mmc is btw. 😭

“he told alexa to close the drapes” damn even a mafia king is a slave to bezos.