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"No. No! Don't DO that." Johnny called me right out of my diversion.
WHY THE HELL I'M THINKING OF THAT OBSESSION MOVIE SCENE HERE 😂😂

"How about MY coffee?" I ask Mom as she slides another chair to the table.
She tilts her head in my direction."Show me your hands."
When I do so, confused as to why, she nods. "They look functional. Go make your own."
Preston burts out laughing...
HIS MOM IS A DIVA 😂😂

Marcus being domestic and feeding Pres is so cute 🥰

If my brother knew that his best friend died the same night he was
arrested, while speeding to the manor to make sure Malachi was okay, it
would be the final straw. 😢

My pet is crawling up the side of her face, and I can see the fear in her
expression—it makes me chuckle.
“The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout. Down came the rain and washed… the spider… out.”
“Oh God,” she moans.
“Out came the sun and dried up… all the rain." I force out the
rest of the lyrics through gritted teeth. “The itsy… bitsy… spider…climbed up… the spout again.”
BRUH THE AUDIOBOOK IS UNHINGED!!

"Her ass grips the screwdriver, and I push it in more, until her greedy hole
devours the full handle. Then I let go of it, watching her pulse around the
metal trapped there."
BRO WTF!!

"I stare at her for a moment. So beautiful. So fucking mine. “I’ll give you
a head start.” My voice is rough, but I somehow manage to say those words
without stuttering or overthinking the articulation of each syllable. I tip my
head towards the cornfield. “Run, little stranger.”
OHHKKK!!!

"I grimace at my own words. I sound like a knock-off Christian Grey,
without the whips and red room of sexual pain."
FS YOU'RE!

"I sit forward and open up my search bar, hunting to see if there’s any way
to perform a hysterectomy safely at home, but I fail to find a single article."
BRUH WTF!! IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND?? WELL, WHOM I'M KIDDING. HE'S A PSYCHO... HIS POV IS UNHINGED!!