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Nick, the most oblivious boy to have ever graced the earth <3

“I don’t care if you’re a bottom or the other one” omfg 💀

Agnes: “A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf”
Arthur: “Am I the thief or the wolf in this scenario?”
Gwen: “You’re the man with the suspected alcohol problem”

Damn girl tell ‘im

The platonic banter is incredible

almost 1/3 way through

slowly but surely

HOLY FUCK

These bitches are so messy omfg

Had to stop because it became real fucking gross ahhh

This is so spooky! (in the best way)

Plant gore is honestly a really interesting concept

“I would find a way to crawl through that ‘o’ in her no”

that is such a scary line omfg

POV: you’re a sentient, irish, passive agressive, all-knowing plant

This book is WILD but after I got used to the irish audiobook narrator I am really liking this bizarre yet mundane story so far

Some more poems I like :))

Spring cleaning
Separation
The dying tree
January
Body count
The two headed calf (<3)
The secret
A toast to the alchemists
Examination
Infinity
Seeing a dog in the rain (:,))

Some poems I liked so far :)

The meaning
Spring (for Aggie)
Overlooking the hospital garden
Watching my mother sleep
Life after death
Love poem for a dead man
The hub of the universe
The whole truth
At the point of waking
I rarely dream of Orpheus

(so almost all of them lol)

Such beautiful language! Also loving this evil plant lol

Each story is so fun