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Twenty minutes and some fooling around later, I straddle him while he’s face down on a towel on the floor, and start the long process of de-yetifying him.

“ are glycemic comas part of your kink portfolio?”
“Hell yeah.”
“Then it’s good.”

Neither pen nor I qualify for the world championship - but neither does Carissa, who’s on track for the gold until she flunks an entry so bad, chestnut-backed chickadees in the Pacific Northwest must have felt the spray.