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This is such a misogynistic novel. The writing of Doreen wtf. Everyone is one dimensional vapid and annoying. YA my-deeper-than-I can-express sadness-is-the-centre-of-the-universe vibes, and all the other girls in it are ugly and have acne, and are not like our little Nila with her body hair and dirty nails, which makes her cooler.

It’s starting to lag

This is great gay satire. Bold enough to actualy reference ‘a little life’ by name!

Sick of the second person. Sick of these unnamed narrators that is trendy these days. Sick of the hybrid. Sick of fitzcarraldo.

Insanely self obsessed novel so far(sorry ‘character’ obsessed), I hope we actually hear about another person’s life

Good concept but this is soooo badly written it’s hard to read

This is so AO3

This is women in their twenties what Crush by Richard Siken is to teenage girls

Jesus this is dull

This is GREAT.

Aine is SO soul crushingly negative that if this book is giving me anything, it’s a new pact to stop complaining for the love of god Jesus Christ.

Everyone speaks like English is their fourth language it is absolutely awful and insufferable this is the worst book I’ve read all year