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I’m annoyed to how much I liked this book. RU SERIOUS ALEXANDRA! I’m so done. #sisterno So much happened for such a little, beautiful reason. I hate this.

I was right. The whole thing is cute but confusing, like, ok girl. It is a whole loop then. Ok but how is Annabella Bella? This is umbrella copyright. #confused I honestly just feel for Max.

Ok Eve lwk pmo, she’s so whiny. Omg I feel for Max omg he deserves better. I think their lives r just a loop. Everything that’s a coincidence is just a repetition and they just keep finding each other in each lifetime. Y is Eve a freaking monster wth I’m so confused. I think the owner family is actually her family.

I think Eve has been mourning a life she never knew she had. That’s y she’s so depressed. She’s rlly gone through it. Her returning to the hotel will give her closure but honestly just make her more depressed. Omg I think the bunny is her sister watching over her. The loving tattoo is cool honestly. Max was the love she found at the hotel and he went to look for her all those years. #idk #confused #metoogirl

I’m so surprised about Dorian & Celaena. What could’ve been. I think Chaol’s a coward. I love him, I just don’t feel it. Honestly, Celaena was just playing in their faces but it’s ok tho. Nehemia came in clutch fr I love that for her. I love Philippa too. I’m team Dorian. Overall, the book was okay. I rlly enjoyed reading it but I don’t think it needs as long as a siries as it is. Underwhelming ending.

Omg this book is so depressing. I knew it was going to be Dorian. Omg poor Chaol he rlly doesn’t deserve that. Celaena is just in bliss rn and she deserves it. Kaltain wdym “eliminated”?? #sketch Also, Nehemiah, what was that about? I don’t think she’s the main villain. If this is supposed to be a slow burn then there’s gonna be a whole forest fire by the end of it. Honestly, team Nox. #sueme

I think Nehemia might’ve been the one that’s killing the champions. Idk. Or had something to do with it. Omg the killings r so brutal. I honestly don’t ship Chaol and Celaena. Idk it feels wrong. Omg my poor bbs honestly. Celaena deserves so much. Porbrecita. They really like Celaena; they’re falling hard. I just love the girls’ friendship. Poor Celaena she just wanted to go to the feast LOLL. #real

I love it. I’m having so much fun reading this lol. Is this a love triangle? If so I’m team Dorian. Idk y but I feel it. Omg I love Celaena. Nehemia I feel is gonna betray her but I rlly hope not. Chaol I feel like he just sees Celaena as a little girl idk but he’s lwk falling for her. I just love this. Omg Celaena has gone through it oml. Periot ig. #bliss #spiler free #cant wait

Julian the Man U r. Dang. Scarlet just went through it the whole book omg. Tella needs a nanny. Who is legend? I’m glad the girls r free now. Overall everything was so cute and magical.

Omg what is going onnn!!! JULIANNNN NOOOO!! This is insane. I’m so confused. Rip Dante. Where’s tella? Legend?

Ok where’s Tella? Scarlett is js going through it atp. Julian is lwk a real one. Where’s Legend? Aiko, I can’t read her idk. Omg but everything is so creative and unique. I love how it’s Latina baddie. I honestly don’t have any predictions other than the spoilers. Omg Caraval is so stressful.

Omg. The wedding was lwk underwhelming I wish it would’ve been cuter. Rip to the fallen. I need an Avery pov in the crucible. I need her reaction to Emily omg. Did we ever find out why Tobias said I’m sorry? Was gray in the game just for funsies? Overall it was a good book but very stretched out but also made sense.

So Avery did decided to become a freaking cold leader oml.

So everyone’s rising from the dead oml. Where the hell is Avery?! Brooo!!! Wth is going on! It’s about to go down. So the cult is just women murderers? Valid ig. Omg my poor bbs. Emily that’s freaking crazy. I lwk love Rohan as Propeteir. Guys just come back ok. This is freaking insane. Go ahead and get the gun bb.

Lyra a bird fr. I would’ve left Gray if he kept talking ab Avery like that, admittedly. Nora was the third person?! LOLL! Jamie the Man ur oml. #needthat. So Avery did join the cult? Y is Lyra lwk the main reason for all? Y was Savvy mad at Rohan? No come back. #confused. Avery just needs to get her ass home. Everyone is going insane bc her. She’s at the island. Either that or shes the one wearing contacts idk.

These freaking cornballs oml. I absolutely love Rovvy. Poor gg fr I honestly ship her with Knox bc isn’t slate like way older? But I love Slate. Tobias was a simp fr. Honestly wth is going on? Lyra is like a pimple that won’t go away and you had to accept it. I love how everyone was just at the house lol. Omg we love Max. I still don’t understand the whole sister situation. Nora? I’m so confused.

Ok what happened to Jackson? What happened to the rock Avery gave Gray? Ok Lyson is lwk growing on me. Omg Javery is literally a parallel to PipRavi!! Omg. The silver group is the only group making progress - the Asian girl might be max, idk. I still think Eve is valid for becoming a villain fr. Avery might have been recruited for the cult.

B4 I read: I still dk y Gray was in the game. I still don’t like Lyra. I feel like Avery knew all along and has a whole plan. That’s y she was being so ominous in the last two books. I rlly hope no1 dies. We rooting for you girl oml.

Ok this is SO good. I love everyone. I might know a spoiler but idk. Screw Gov Dragona. I love the sisters. Omg but Julian! I rlly have no predictions. 😛😛😛

Ok y was Alisa trauma dumping on them LOL. Avery so funny. This is crazy. I’m excited to reread it.

Crazy.

Poor Harry, he literally didn’t even care he was raised as a pig for slaughter. Snape messed up fr but came in clutch. The only sane person out of the whole franchise was Lilly. Seriously. The battle was insane. Romione fl. Ok but y was Ginny getting defensive with Cho when they’re at literal war. Draco was just a mess fr. Everyone stood on business. Rip to the sacrifices. Screw Dumbledih.

Damn. Ok we need to not normalize this underage drinking in a children’s book. This is y Harry gets these alcoholic allegations oml. It’s about to go down. I can’t believe they had kids chained up that’s crazy. 🫰🏼

Omg they’re all just going through it atp. Hermione deserves much more credit than she gets. It’s getting real now. It’s so scary. Rip Dobby, he a real one. My bbs deserve so much more.

Hermione getting mad at Ron is valid. Was Snape the one who sent the patrons? Harry really does love Hermione. Harry having to experience his parents’ death is sickening. It bet it was so terrifying living through all that, anywhere in the world rlly. They all came it clutch fr.

Ron is valid but wrong. Hermione needs a girl best friend. Harry’s crashing out. The Dean side plot is crazy. Kreatcher came in clutch fr. I thought Dobby was there - ? They’re all just going through it at this point I feel so bad for them. I just need everyone to not drop out of school.

I only feel bad for Ginny bc she thinks Harry might die. She a hoe. Ron is valid for crashing out on Harry after he caught them. Omg y is Hermione encouraging this behavior NO. I love that Hermione and Krum got reunited. Aww Romione is just so sweet. Harry’s getting on my nerves. Dumbledih’s a fraud, everyone knows it. I miss Hogwarts. Everyone is in a psychosis rn. Sassy Harry on top.

Rip Hedwig. Rip Moody. Ginny rlly getting jealous over an 11yo girl? Grow up. Omg I love how Dudley made peace w Harry, I love that. Poor Draco fr. Harry’s valid. He drank firewhiskey and don’t know how to act. It’s lwk messed up Harry didn’t tell Ginny. “Hours”… bitch. Hermione & Ron standing on business fr. Tonks & Remus!! AH! Mrs.Weasley is valid for stressing over the kids. Poor Harry is all.

B4 reading: Screw Ginny. Screw Dumbledih. Rip ig. Harry deserves better. Hermione and Ron on top. 🫶🏼

I’m rereading this idc