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I think the mom was a serial killer and the dad found out and ran away - or got murdered by the mom. The siblings are valid. It’s so sad having to keep living like that. Oh and they filmed everything on the cam-corder - which the siblings are gonna find out. I think they’re gonna argue to either report it or deal with it themselves. Beth has more than a right to crashout.

It’s so sadd. Omggg. I can’t imagine going through that.

I can’t believe Callum is dead. NOO! I knew it was a big lab experiment. At least they’re at peace w/ it. Devon lowkey didn’t deserve to die either. Tanya is so iconic for standing on business. I’m so glad Blythe & Tucker got together in the end. I also like how the book is how a teen would talk - not scholar words or something lol. The whole book was good, cute.
“I hope you enjoyed it, bc I know I did.”

Ok y r they cosplaying Pip? LOL. I think the whole simulation is like a alternative jail or a training ground. I honestly feel for Callum. I think Blythe and Tucker did something, got their memories erased, now their parents don’t want them to be together so they won’t remember what they did. It’s crazy how all of them did something tho. I don’t think it’s a cult. It’s just an unethical lab of some sort.

Narcissa is so wrong for mentioning Sirius to Harry omgg. Ginny is still a pick me. I seriously don’t like how all the girls are Fleur haters. At least Hermione has the decency to call her intelligent. See, Harry does not play about Hermione!! I love how Dumbledoor clocked the Dursley’s tea. I rlly rlly feel for Harry. He’s gone through so much. He literally can’t even think about Sirius. Sickening.

I would’ve slapped Tanya if she talked to my parents like that. Even as a parent i would’ve slapped her. She a BQB tho. I thought Devon was chill, then he was tweaking out lol. I think that wasn’t Gabi- I think she’s dead or held captive. I also think their memories are erased when the plan isn’t going right - assuming they have a plan. “They” = Blythe’s parents and their company. 😛. Poor syd fr.

Gabi is phyco - but valid. I’ll be in a psychosis too if I were her. Okay but I love all their loyalty. Blythe’s parents are sus - a little too perfect. Honestly why would they be sharing phones?? I think the person sending the emails is someone who escaped the matrix and was erased from their memory. That’s so scary - everything Blythe has went through.

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Gabi is a valid crashout. I know she knows something. Omg, why is Blythe always there and she ends up getting hurt. I think Gabi is gonna get killed because she knows too much. Maybe she tells Tucker and he tells Blythe. Then he gets killed. And then Blythe is gonna be all depressed bc she never got with Tucker. Omg but Tuckerrr. 😛

“My bad, traffic was hectic.”
O.M.G. This book is so good. Okay we love Tucker - we also love Blythe. We love them together. Since the school is like a nepo baby school, I think the parents are a part of a secret society where they use their kids as an experiment - like those glass ant farms. Hence - “Someone is always watching”. Like a matrix thing - Turnman show. Movie set/Protection. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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SCREW YOU HOLLY!!!! I HATE THIS BOOK!! AGHHH!!! “I AM NEVER EATING HERE AGAIN!!”
This is hands down the best book of the series. I can’t believe Pip actually broke up with Ravi. The fact that they were both whaling. Omg Max actually attacked Pip, crazy. I can’t believe Hawkins actually said that. RAVIIIII!!!!
AMAZING.

OMFG!! THE HEADPHONESS?!! SHOKED. I’m honestly surprised she didn’t clog the toilets with all that fabric. Hawkins just has it out for her honestly. She shouldn’t’ve crashed out earlier in the book, then she would’ve been able to get away with it. Bro she’s just gonna break her laptop like that? Crazy. WE LOVE RAVIIII!!!

Dang. To have someone love you like Ravi loves pip, like, LITERALLY. CRAZYYY! It’s crazy how everything came in a circle, down to the last blood drop. I literally can’t believe everyone just went with it. Omg they’re insane. I rlly hope Ravi and Pip have a family together and live happily ever after. Now I have to get a nugget meal from McD’s 😛. Poor pip, she rlly went through it. All because she was nosy.

OMG! Ravi is literally pips lifeline. I literally can’t. Sobbing. I can’t believe Jason bell is the DTK and that pip KILLED HIM! He’s phyco! Andie is literally the definition of haunting the narrative.

RAVIIIII!!!! AHHHH!!!! 🗣️Omg pip is gonna get killed. I mean we all know what’s gonna happen atp 🫩✌🏼. I think she’s gonna mask herself as DTK so she can get away with killing Charlie. Idk. But also why is she getting stalked?? Who is it? I think it’s a whole completely new person. Since she would’ve recognized the drawing. Y is pip a druggie lol. We love a pip crashout. 😛

Pip is a valid crashout. I rlly feel for her, she went through sm and has like severe ptsd from it. I’m so upset I know spoilers!! ugh! We love Ravi. <3 Pip lowkey had me scared when she imagined killing Max oml. She’s better than me honestly I would’ve even done the first case let alone three. lol.

Barbara is a brat. No one cares enough. What does the pink drip have to do with anything?? 🫩🥀

Y are these so many cheaters in this book omg

So Jacob was Jacob Sliter? Lol. Luise is rlly for the streets - Barbara too. Dang. Miss BQB Judy is so slay. I honestly think the g-pa killed Bear. I think Barbara is dead but I think it would’ve been the dad’s doing - like his idea. He might have had the bf do it maybe or made him watch. But what is “The God of the woods” tho?? Alice is a druggie too lol. Tracy is lowkey weird, along with Barbara. Oh, well.

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Omg Louise is for the streets. I honestly don’t know how Louise having an abusive bf has to do with Barbra missing 🫩🥀. I thought it would be like a mystery/thriller/horror. Sadly no.

Tracy got lost the found - but who the hell was that that lead her The Preserve?! And who the hell was calling out like Bear?! I don’t think he’s old enough to say full sentences yet and besides the nurse would have heard him. Who’s Jacob? Louise needs to get it together. I honestly feel for Carl and his wife. In all, it’s good but ALL over the place.

I still think it has to due with a cult. Omg Barbra is crazy for leaving with her bf at age 12 😦 - at night mind you. Tracy is literally Tracy from thirteen. I actually feel for Alice. It gives the mom form bride wars, aslo Percilla.

Idk why Barbra is acting like she has a rough life she’s literally a nepo baby. Why does Alice lowkey give Percilla. I see Barbra as Evie from thirteen - which the other girls name is also Tracy 😛. Bro Louise is lowkey Emma from Buck’d - like with Zander. Why is everyone from back then freaky like omg y’all rlly had nothing better to do 🫩. I wonder why exactly Barbra left - or how - or what, even.

It’s pretty good so far. I’m so upset it’s a different pov book - I’m so tired of those. I mean we can all tell it’s a cult that the Van Laars are in and that Barbra was a sacrifice 🤷🏽‍♀️. I don’t think I would’ve liked camp.

Dang. Ew. I really wish someone would have clocked his tea or something, like. This is y you can’t trust anyone. But I guess he’s healing or something idk. But that still doesn’t make him any less gross.

Okay so putting aside my bias opinions - soft launching your trauma does not validate your actions. You have to be an insane level of crazy to be making 300k a year - and still be acting like that. Your life is not a freaking sob story.

All this book has taught me is that men are evil and disgusting. You could never rlly know with anyone, rlly. It was a rlly smart move to make it anonymous. I can’t believe there’s actual people like that. - People like that have dirty grimy souls.

IM DONE!! SCEW YOU JEN!! I HATE THIS!!
Okay but y is Alice doing all that? And who was telling Toby about Hannah? I think it was Jackson maybe? - if not it’s definitely the old man 🤷🏽‍♀️. It’s literally a parallel with Avery and Jameson- or maybe Grayson? The whole book in all is so beautifully written and executed oml. I literally can’t.