Jocelyn’s Reviews > Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows > Status Update

Crazy.

Poor Harry, he literally didn’t even care he was raised as a pig for slaughter. Snape messed up fr but came in clutch. The only sane person out of the whole franchise was Lilly. Seriously. The battle was insane. Romione fl. Ok but y was Ginny getting defensive with Cho when they’re at literal war. Draco was just a mess fr. Everyone stood on business. Rip to the sacrifices. Screw Dumbledih.

Damn. Ok we need to not normalize this underage drinking in a children’s book. This is y Harry gets these alcoholic allegations oml. It’s about to go down. I can’t believe they had kids chained up that’s crazy. 🫰🏼

Hermione getting mad at Ron is valid. Was Snape the one who sent the patrons? Harry really does love Hermione. Harry having to experience his parents’ death is sickening. It bet it was so terrifying living through all that, anywhere in the world rlly. They all came it clutch fr.

Ron is valid but wrong. Hermione needs a girl best friend. Harry’s crashing out. The Dean side plot is crazy. Kreatcher came in clutch fr. I thought Dobby was there - ? They’re all just going through it at this point I feel so bad for them. I just need everyone to not drop out of school.

I only feel bad for Ginny bc she thinks Harry might die. She a hoe. Ron is valid for crashing out on Harry after he caught them. Omg y is Hermione encouraging this behavior NO. I love that Hermione and Krum got reunited. Aww Romione is just so sweet. Harry’s getting on my nerves. Dumbledih’s a fraud, everyone knows it. I miss Hogwarts. Everyone is in a psychosis rn. Sassy Harry on top.

Rip Hedwig. Rip Moody. Ginny rlly getting jealous over an 11yo girl? Grow up. Omg I love how Dudley made peace w Harry, I love that. Poor Draco fr. Harry’s valid. He drank firewhiskey and don’t know how to act. It’s lwk messed up Harry didn’t tell Ginny. “Hours”… bitch. Hermione & Ron standing on business fr. Tonks & Remus!! AH! Mrs.Weasley is valid for stressing over the kids. Poor Harry is all.

B4 reading: Screw Ginny. Screw Dumbledih. Rip ig. Harry deserves better. Hermione and Ron on top. 🫶🏼