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“‘I would give you almost anything you asked for… I could claw the stars from the sky for you. I could give you the moon. Anything,’ he whispers, ‘but this.’” I’M BAWLING OH MY GOODNESS.

I LOOOVE THIS ROMANCE, but the miscommunication trope is getting me. They barely know each other, so it’s making it so easy to accidentally pull them apart. Maybe I should’ve written my “Why is learning abt others important” essay abt them. BC WHY ARE THEY APART AGAIN BC OF THIS GIRL’S STUPID DAD.

Hailin’s text literally sounds like the over-text confession from this guy who has a crush on my cousin. Pathetic.

How many times can I cry over this? So far I’ve got one time.

“If it’s a frog to you, then it’s a frog to me.” This is adorable. For context, Jet & Billy are stargazing. Jet points at a group if stars and says it looks like a frog. She loves frogs btw. Aside from the quote, the fact that Billy is only staying in Woodstock bc he doesn’t want to leave Jet made me so so sad.

“‘Actually, I was looking at the stars. People do that too, huh? No reason. Nice to look at.’
‘Yeah,’ Billy said, but he wasn’t looking at the stars, he was looking at her.” OH POOR SWEET BILLY. I hate that he’s falling for a dead girl walking. I’m not prepared for when Jet dies. This is NOT good. Do not recommend. Too heartbreaking.

“‘I like doing stuff for you.’
He always had. Billy was nine months older than her. Jet didn’t know a world he didn’t exist in.” I like Billy already, but I have a feeling he might be Jet’s murderer. He might’ve done it bc he wanted to get closer to her and didn’t mean to hit her hard enough to be fatal. Now, he’s just leading her closer and closer to finding out it was him, like Lacey Locke.

It’s hilarious how Holly Jackson tries to portray Jet as the cool, careless, and lazy Gen-Z character, but it falls short because Holly Jackson is 42 (I believe). Jackson is in fact a millennial. Like yes, I love the reference to Malcolm Todd, but can we calm down on the unnecessary cursing and random interruptions? It feels so awkward.

“Extra, extra, read all about it. Jet Mason’s got a time bomb in her head.” Peak Malcolm Todd reference. I was literally listening to “Earrings” by Malcolm Todd just two minutes ago lol.

Only eight pages in and I’m already fed up with Jet’s cursing problem. She uses “f*cking” as an adjective in every sentence.

“I’ve decided I like nice boys, like Caspar.”
“Lucky for me he doesn’t like girls that way. And I can also be nice. But I think you like it when I’m not.”
CASPAR IS GAY. THIS IS GROUNDBREAKING. I’m feeling very jolly because this is the first queer character I’ve seen in this series so far :D

I think I like Scarlett’s POV better than Tella’s bc Tella is STILL not over what happened in Legendary. It’s been two months, Tella. Lock in.

Dante. Dante. Dante.

Celine is absolutely hilarious.
“Why do grown men say such stupid things”
She most definitely climbed onto my top three favorites from this series.

“‘Never have I ever had a thing for blondes’” YO CELINE AND SLOANE WOULD BE ADORABLE

Am I Lorelai Hobbes because how am I predicting everything?