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“…my emblems of sovereignty, a coffee pot and a notebook.”

Did not predict doomed yaoi from this one but yeah ok

Man written by a woman ☹️
Man transfigured from a bunny by four women 🙂

“I don’t normally notice men, married as I am to the Sea.” This bitch

I’m not sure how to describe why I enjoy the prose so much but here’s an excerpt that might help: “A drunkard never walks where he can fly. Only the sober believe that the inebriate stagger to and fro. In reality they float on invisible wings and arrive everywhere much earlier than expected… Nor shall the inebriate come to any harm, for the blessed Virgin carries them in her apron.”

The diction is awesome I wish I knew Hungarian so I could read the original

got this one for £4 at Leakey’s in Inverness

entertaining

Love how the first thing Dorian does after stabbing a man to death in his attic is hit up his scientist ex-boyfriend