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Probably the most tedious book I’ve ever read. Can’t believe I found it off a “funniest books ever” list. I’m annoyed I bought this, and might only finish it just to justify spending money on it.

So far it’s been a truly visceral take on the “pornography of violence” as one reviewer put it succinctly. Probably the most unhinged book on war I’ve ever read. It’s ‘American Sniper’ but the ego has been replaced with rage. Somewhat surprised the author lived for so long after. What nightmares he must have had.

lost this book, don't know where it went.

i have lost this book, i do not know where it is.

i have lost this book, i am sad.

About halfway through, I bet, on most days, keith richards stands infront of a mirror naked with a cardboard cutouts of the worlds greatest blues players behind him and strums the guitar with his penis, singing to himself, over and over, 'hey, man, i'm just having a good time, if i fuck your girlfriend it's just jazz baby, but if you fuck mine then you have a tiny penis mick jagger.'