Daniel’s Reviews > Life > Status Update

About halfway through, I bet, on most days, keith richards stands infront of a mirror naked with a cardboard cutouts of the worlds greatest blues players behind him and strums the guitar with his penis, singing to himself, over and over, 'hey, man, i'm just having a good time, if i fuck your girlfriend it's just jazz baby, but if you fuck mine then you have a tiny penis mick jagger.'