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sylvia is like “oh no a butch woman that looks like 90s leo dicaprio is taking really good care of me in bed and in life and wants to marry me… why am i not happy” ??? girl what is this steak too juicy lobster too buttery problem you’re having

rereading an anne rice book. yes i know there’s smth wrong with me

ideal heatwave reading

no character in the history of literature has ever needed to get their head bashed in with a rock as much as marius de romanus it truly boggles the mind

every anne rice character: curse you gods, i wish i was born a bisexual man :/ but i sure do love slavery! :)

johnny depp kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill y-

back in the trenches….

i really liked how he started off by being like “i’m a good horror writer bc in every situation i’m in i think about what the worst thing that could possibly happen is” so…. that’s an anxiety disorder. so real

“Don’t let me see you and then have to go away into the loneliness that is the world without you. Please, please, keep me. I’ll be good, if you would just keep me.” You guys don’t get it that’s motherfucking 👊🏼 FAMIGLIA 👊🏼

i am kind of mentally ill about these movies

all the 1 star reviews of this book being like “noooo you lack proper historical context to understand why we HAVE to commit genocide” when he literally says in the book he’d rather hear a defense of cannibalism than an explanation for why apartheid is necessary, just pack it up goodreads users

banger

it won’t love you back and it won’t hate you back either…….