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a chapter called “Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and i’m not sure exactly how to explain that” i’ve never had an original experience in my life ever

“After a number of years being vaguely troubled by an inconsistent, inexpicable sense of homesickness, I woke up one morning and remembered my home address, having forgotten even that I forgot it in the first place, then grown fearful and weary at even the prospect of trying to get back.” WOAH

the only girl i ever loved was gabriel in drag. gabriel in draaaaag

is this A Little Life shade?

right off the bat i’ve never felt such second hand embarassment

the tower of corpses not being in the show is for some reason pissing me off beyonf belief

sylvia is like “oh no a butch woman that looks like 90s leo dicaprio is taking really good care of me in bed and in life and wants to marry me… why am i not happy” ??? girl what is this steak too juicy lobster too buttery problem you’re having

rereading an anne rice book. yes i know there’s smth wrong with me

ideal heatwave reading

no character in the history of literature has ever needed to get their head bashed in with a rock as much as marius de romanus it truly boggles the mind

every anne rice character: curse you gods, i wish i was born a bisexual man :/ but i sure do love slavery! :)

johnny depp kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill y-

back in the trenches….