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stephen king randomly dropping that his protagonist is haunted by repressed gay thoughts then immediately moving on: 🤪

stephen king describe a woman normally challenge: impossible

this cannot be the same mind that gave me city of heavenly fire…….

my hot take is that between 2013 and 2019 cassandra clare was churning out some of the most galaxy brained ya fantasy out there and then in 2020 something shifted. for the worse. because there is really no world where i should find a book in the malec standalone series featuring the entire city of bones og cast boring

the way in which malec in this book hit like actual cocaine when i was 16 and it. still. does. like you wouldn’t get ittttttttttt

cassandra clare writing “i’d always thought i was happy being the dark star to your supernova” and having magnus quote paradise lost to describe how he feels about alec had me so fucking gagged at 16 and you know what……… i’m still gagged

raphael the catholic vampire ily

what you need to understand is that this man raised me

jordan is insufferable, the clary plotline is boring and weird as all hell, but by god izzy and alec and simon and magnus (the actual protagonists of this series if your third eye is open) are having fun plot lines so we persevere

magnus bane has literally suffered more than jesus. every day he has to help a bunch of annoying 17 year olds for free, doing things he would usually get paid for and then he comes home to his boyfriend who is acting insane because he’s just discovered the concept of jealousy