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i dont feel anything abt any of these characters when im clearly supposed to and it makes me feel like a bad person.

the dialogue is so incredibly stilted

dude where is the weird sex

melissa broder save me of this reading slump

holy shit

i take back my previous update. consider me locked in

was v excited to start this book but so far the prose feels like swimming through gravel.. will keep going because everyone says it gets better in the second half though

this is stupid as hell but the humor is working for me i fear

been completely swamped this week but hopefully i finish this today

i thoufht this would be a funny breezy read im actually sick to my stomach/pos

ive never been so excited abt a vilain era. go my diva

the way this book writes the french upper class catholic youth is way too real im sick to my stomach lol

CIRI IS THIRTEEN???? SHES THIRTEEN AND I HAD TO READ ABOUT HER DEVELOPPING CURVES AND SEX TALK????? sapowski im coming to your fucking house and i dont have good intentions

i think i need sapowski to stop writing women entirely

ça fait trois tomes qu'on tortille du cul jen peux PLUSSSS

just read 20 pages of fantasy politics with about one billion name drops of dudes and places weve never heard about before. i want to dnf so bad pls lets go back to killing monsters in the forest and having situationships

THE HORSE IS HERE

it hit me just now that this book feels so fresh and charming because it's about a man developing an inner life. dare i even say.. a likeable man

when the funny book is actually funny🙏🙏

what the fuck. what the FUCK. im physically shaking. what the fuck was that