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Those last 10 pages were way better in the book than movie. Would've had my jaw in another country if I hadn't watched the dang movie first.

Pg. 104 / 138

I'm gonna throw up

Dnf-ing this shi-

Dnf😀 I'm so bored.

“Of course I’m staring at your dick, darling. What did you
think I was proposing we do, here?”
I like the beat-

Those fking time jumps every other chapter is my thirteenth reason why-

“Oliver-Oil” because he was extra virgin."
I'm cackling bruv-

"Rage boils up closer to the surface at the sight of him taking the time to chat with our friends when he should be following me."
Girl supposedly 31 yrs old, yet acting like a 2 yr old. Main character energy🥀

Might dnf thing one. Although I love the idea of being able to glimpse inside Eileen's psyche, this book is terribly momentous, lacks plot, and somewhat of a trite. I'm so entirely bored. I might decease from absolute boredom🥀

I'd yearn for this book to be 800 pages long yet it still wouldn't be enough.

"He was a container inside a container filled
with containers contained by space—and somehow this made him full."

"So you don’t have to be anybody’s soldier. You can be a person doing what you do every day and that’s fucking enough. Don’t you get it?"
I needed this.

“Bang bang. I’m hitting them in the balls,” she said.
“Good, me too.”
Thank God
Audible gasp.

I can almost just about prognosticate that there's a visceral, tangible wretchedness waiting to happen.

This bih did not actually get dicked down by a knife🥀🫠

Thinking about dnf-ing this. Getting very much so monotonous and where's the plot again??? Is the plot in the room with us???

“And Hai didn’t know which of them fell asleep first, but he hoped it was Sony. He hoped it was his cousin with a river running through his head, full of Goldfish.”

I actually love this.

"a five-foot-nothing man" I fear this is my type of humor.

Bug's bunny definitely be getting d'ed down

This book feels like an embodiment of Duvet Boa. Especially the lines, "And you don't seem to understand. A shame you seemed an honest man."