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BRO SHES FOURTEEN GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER

"You little fool. Tears are not a woman's only weapon. You've got another one between your legs, and you'd best learn to use it. You'll find men use their swords freely enough. Both kinds of swords."

"Tears", Cersei said scornfully to Sansa. "The woman's weapon, my lady mother used to call them. The man's weapon is a sword. And that tells us all you need to know, doesn't it?"

tbh im not sure what im feeling except that book tyrion is extremely unlikable compared to TV tyrion, and also that so many events happening in the book were cut out or bastardized in the show

"The silent sisters do not speak to the living, Catelyn remembered dully, but some say they can talk to the dead. And how she envied that..."

so much lady stoneheart foreshadowing

"Pity filled Catelyn's heart. Is there any creature on earth as unfortunate as an ugly woman?"

well damn

"Littlefinger looked like a boy who had just taken a furtive bite from a honeycomb. He was trying to watch for bees, but the honey was so sweet."

love this metaphor for greed - and how it can blind even the most cautious person

"It is the herald of my coming. The gods have sent it to show me the way."

says literally every pov character 💀 they all think they're THE main character and it's hilarious

"A shadow on the wall," Varys murmured, "yet shadows can kill."

melisandre foreshadowing?

"A shadow on the wall," Varys murmured, "yet shadows can kill."

melisandre foreshadowing?

why he gotta pull her pants down to spank her 😭 she's 7

"The Rainbow Guard?"
"Renly's made his own Kingsguard."

GAYYYY

“Sandor Clegane knelt before her, between her and Joffrey. With a delicacy surprising in such a big man, he dabbed at the blood welling from her broken lip.”

i get it now. jonsa warriors, stay BACK

"Did you teach [Robb] wisdom as well as valor, Ned? Did you teach him how to kneel?"

NOPE LMFAO

"[Robb] has learned so much from Ned... but has he learned enough?"

well - like father like son 💀 (dead)

"Tyrion laughed. The inn at the crossroads! Perhaps the gods were just after all."

yesterday i discovered a cookbook blog called "the inn at the crossroads" with recipes from different fandoms (game of thrones being one) and now the blog name makes sense lol. how obscure

"Tyrion laughed. The inn at the crossroads! Perhaps the gods were just after all."

yesterday i discovered a cookbook blog called "the inn at the crossroads" with recipes from different fandoms (game of thrones being one) and now the blog name makes sense lol. how obscure

"His manhood glistened wetly."

oh bc we were all wondering

"when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. there is no middle ground."

ned, you just sealed your fate.

i cant wait for ned to die. his chapters take up half the book and im not interested in his pov - bring me back to daenerys and arya!

"Sometimes she felt as though her heart had turned to stone;"

the foreshadowing is crazy