Katniss ⁀➴ > Recent Status Updates

Me: *picks up book after an hour-ish of hyping myself up and telling myself it can’t get any worse*
*Vis’ leg snaps*

OR MAYBE IT CAN! WHAT DO I KNOW?! 😭

*Goodreads just casually taking away all the book related things I could do*

Can’t rate books anymore either 🤗

Alright Islington, I’ve calculated the bill, and therapy is going to cost a grand total, of… A billion dollars. Better start saving up, bud.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It’s really cool to pop on gr and find EVEN MORE things glitching. Seriously, how did gr know I wanted to see that?? 🥹

That’s right! 600!
💃💃💃💃

(DONT LOOK AT THE START DATE!!! That’s literally NOT important!!)

Me: *tries to post a preread*

Goodreads: “Ha! It’s funny that you think you can still do that!”

Me: *tries to post a regular review*

Gr: “NOPE! Can’t do that either!🤣“

Me: *signs out to fix it*

Gr: “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

(Genuinely, send help! I’m about to give one of y’all my info and make you do it!! I’m dead serious right now, it’s killing me)

Trying to make myself read more classics lately. So I’m reading this for torture fun.

Of course, I couldn’t find the version I’m using, so the page count will be off, but whatever.

I HATE GLITCHREADS I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!

It’s not letting me post reviews AT ALL and I’ve been really flaky all day and on the verge of tears for NO REASON and this stupid new update isn’t helping! 😭😭😭
Every. Single. Gr. Update. Makes. Things. So. Much. Worse!😭😭

Is it doing this to y’all or is it it just me? 😭😭

As y’all probably know Prime Day is coming up, I’m trying to decide what books to by, and I’m thinking about OUABH…

Content wise, what’s the content XD?

I had to step back. I was raging and it was this book’s fault. I’m fine now😇 no I’m not

Forever knowing exactly what I want to say, and saying the exact wrong thing

Shut up I know I’ve only read a page

But you wanna know what my sister just said that basically ruined my day? She said, “Imagine Diago (the wolf) dies. That’s what happens to every dog in every book/movie ever.”

IF THAT HAPPENS I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU MR ISLINGTON

100 pages since yesterday hehe. I’m so happy, but sadly there ain’t no WAY I’m making it to that number today 😭
I was forced to *shudders* socialize all day up until now.

How it feels moving away and finding out all the little girls are in love with Warrior Cats now.
I TOLD YOU GUYS!!! AND WHAT DO YOU DO?!? WAIT TIL IM GONE!! 😩

(Warriors lowk got me into reading, but Hunger Games made it worse lol)

It’s alright, Vis. I suck at dancing too.

Also, past page 400 FINALLY!!! Only 300-ish pages left 😭

Earbuds in = forced to just mouth the words

So apparently, this is all very strange to me, it’s not very much fun to fall asleep at 1 and wake up at 7. I for one, was shocked by this news.

(Rip me. I have a job tonight. And I’m getting payed to do it!!)

*distant cries*

I read for an hour, (minus a quick pause to eat) and only read 25 pages. 😭😭😭 The curse of loving reading, but being slow is the WORST, dude!

I need to lock in and read more today! I’m setting a one hour timer to dedicate to only reading this book. If y’all see me on here in that hour kick me out!!

My bsf just asked me this and now I’m curious what y’all think 🙃

If I were a season, which one would I be? (in your opinion)

I’m cackling oh my word! 🤣🤣🤣

Shut up, I know I’ve only read 3 pages since my last update. (And then I wonder why it’s taking so long…)

”No. Admitted he… was.”

YOU STUPID BRAVE AMAZING IDIOT!!! YOU ARE THE REASON I WAS STRAIGHT UP SOBBING IN THE LAST BOOK!!!!! (no one knows what I’m talking about, but whatever)

WOO-HOO 300 PAGES!!!!😼

*cries because that’s not even quite half way yet*

My biggest flex is that I’m meeting Andrew Peterson tomorrow, getting the new Wingfeather comic, and getting it signed and personalized by him.

(Literally nobody needs to know I have yet to read Wingfeather…)

Every time. Every time I tell myself I won’t do the trend. And I always do 😔

Anyway, credit to whomever started this!

What were your first thoughts when you met me? (As well as one can be met on the internet lol)

🍁🍂HAPPY FALL YALL!!! 🍂🍁


ignore the almost 90 degrees, that’s not important

I have the same humor as an assassin. Cool.

Anyway, I’m really liking it so far, and as a bonus I now know his name XD

I feel so much shame. I’m literally reading one of Islington’s other books. I’m basically cheating on books But guys…. It’s about an assassin… and he’s so funny… and the blurb is in first person… and I need to know his name…

100% not working on my 2027 reading journal… I’d never….

POV: you’re just casually reading these books and recommending them to everyone…. ONLY TO FIND OUT THE LAST ONE DOESNT COME OUT TIL LATE 2027 to early/mid 2028 💀 *distant crying* Y’all I thought it came out in January😭😭😭😭