Charlotte Miling > Recent Status Updates

Apparently it’s actually pronounced
[kuh-tah-bah-sis] and not [cat-uh-bay-sis]
…whoops

I would be more sad if Ox hadn’t done this same charade 3 books ago. It’s getting old, buddy.

I’m sorry, but if you have your characters cry every other page it really dulls the emotional effect. In fact, now I’m just getting annoyed. Men are emotional, yes, but nobody is THIS emotional.

They turned him emo

TJ Klune took that “Ox is Jesus” symbolism and RAN with it

Thomas is haunting this narrative like a dead wife. Is this a Hamlet reference?

The werewolves will now discover the magic that is DayQuil

New petition for best chapter in a book right here

On the back of the cover it says this book falls into the genre of “Fantasy & Horror” and I thought that made no sense. I understand it now.

Hold on, I recognize this plot line… but where have I seen it before…

This book has just become a list of all the women Val Kilmer has met. Jesus Christ man I care about YOU not all these women. If I wanted to learn about them, I’d read their autobiographies.

This is compelling me to religion, and I don’t know how to feel about that

Oh, Val… I’m already wooed

I’m halfway-ish and I fear that this book is already not long enough. It moves quick, but also so slowly that I don’t think the 250ish pages I have left is gonna cover everything I need it to.

I’m surprised everyone in this book hasn’t just kissed each other yet

Big Donna Tartt vibes from this one

Characters so far are an asshole, a baby, and a pirate. Awesome.

Dorian is deep in that shit. He’s so fuckin cooked.

I’m directing my distaste of Dzhuliya towards my love of Yves. He should be with me.

Chapter 50 of this book might be the best chapter ever written in history. This book is far from perfect, but this chapter is.

I’m always struck down by the fact that Harry is a nickname for Henry in England. It’s horrible.

If they keep throwing themselves upon divans and sofas all three of these men are going to end up in the hospital

This is just a bunch of hot gossip and I’m loving it

I feel like I understand everything and also nothing in a good way

Eilidh is the worst lesbian I’ve ever met

Something fishy is going on here with Thayer’s death…

Yves is the best. I don’t give a fuck about any other character. All I want is a whole book with Yves and his drugs and his pancakes. He embodies the human experience in ways I couldn’t imagine.

This book has an excessive amount of words

I need DuBois to shut the fuck up and lock in this very instant by god

I hope Ryland never has children because these names are not good. Shemp? Rocky? It’s like the opposite of Skylar or Braynden.