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Rachel you have redeemed yourself

We are already getting more character development, backstory, and diversity than the entirety of the first novel. Improvement?!!

I put in a red tab every time I get to a freaky scene…. you don’t want to know

Marude has forever been the goat and you can’t deny it. He deserves a new motorcycle for this

Craziest press conference ever seen in literature history.

“And kill the bitch with the emo side part!” Mutsuki sit the FUCK down don’t you dare be hating.

You and your bulging tumescence need to calm it the fuck down. Stop talking about ur boners.

I bought this book used. I understand now why they donated it. I hate it.

I feel like the author completely forgot who he was writing about halfway through. These are completely different people with different personalities. I have no emotional connection here with any of them, especially because nothing seems to be getting properly resolved, at least from what I’ve seen. I would prefer an argument or something over this. No development. Only plot. Yay for Santa I guess.

Tariq?! In this economy?! There’s no way my guy made it back.

Okay guys. We get it. Pubic hair is evil. Lesson learned.

Just let my guy wear the damn dresses!! Why do these people never LEARN?! How can there be so much emotional distance in the land of joy and good times????

Wow Rasheed is really a dick. The only Rashid I need is Real Rashid from IWTV. He’s not a womanizer.

My guys I’m really sorry but I don’t think God’s gonna save you on this one…

of COURSE it’s a poem. Of course. I could’ve guessed that. It’s always a poem.

I don’t think Furious is going to be fine.

These plot twists are crazy I actually have no idea what’s gonna happen next

There is nothing splendid so far for this poor girl. She’s just not getting lucky on these parental figures.

Zevin switching up on us was diabolical. I rage quit but also cried.

A Clockwork Orange? These kids have seen A Clockwork Orange?! Was that CCG mandated too? Do they all now speak like weird British twats? Kolchok? WHO ARE THESE FREAKS?!

BIKES?! They’re hunting down ghouls with BIKES?! Like BICYCLES. Did the CCG provide the helmets? Are those CCG mandated? I have so many questions.

Gloucester’s stupidity is truly eye-opening (get it? He has no eyes? Ha ha ha)

Yeah sorry I just subscribed to the uhhh “I Hate Mutsuki Club.” What the fuck is wrong with this kid.

It’s a Macbeth quote?!

This book feels much longer than it is

Marx is the best. It’s Marx’s world and we’re just living in it.

Amon… Mutsuki… Tsukiyama… NISHIKI?! Dude, we’re getting the band back together!

I know I need to finish this book series, but I feel so bad for these poor children and their unfortunate circumstances I can’t read more than a few pages at a time. Depression is taught at a young age here.

If Katie wasn’t out there crushing it she could probably be a great writer

I just gotta grit my teeth through Kuki’s bitchiness rn and thank the lord for the blessing of character development which will be bestowed upon us soon