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Yves is the best. I don’t give a fuck about any other character. All I want is a whole book with Yves and his drugs and his pancakes. He embodies the human experience in ways I couldn’t imagine.

This book has an excessive amount of words

I need DuBois to shut the fuck up and lock in this very instant by god

I hope Ryland never has children because these names are not good. Shemp? Rocky? It’s like the opposite of Skylar or Braynden.

Ryan Gosling was born for Ryland Grace

NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY?! Fuck me

This guy definitely could’ve macgyver’ed a covering for the bunker and stayed there. C’mon man. Work smarter, not harder

Mr. Hickey is evil because he has no pubes

This book is getting painful to read. Literally. There’s so much gore good lord.

Update: still walking on the road

The fuck is a “cold autistic darkness”? This is dumb

This book is very quickly getting full of itself

These guys really have never learned their lesson. LEAVE NOW! STOP WAITING!

Rachel you have redeemed yourself

We are already getting more character development, backstory, and diversity than the entirety of the first novel. Improvement?!!

I put in a red tab every time I get to a freaky scene…. you don’t want to know

Marude has forever been the goat and you can’t deny it. He deserves a new motorcycle for this

Craziest press conference ever seen in literature history.

“And kill the bitch with the emo side part!” Mutsuki sit the FUCK down don’t you dare be hating.

You and your bulging tumescence need to calm it the fuck down. Stop talking about ur boners.

I bought this book used. I understand now why they donated it. I hate it.

I feel like the author completely forgot who he was writing about halfway through. These are completely different people with different personalities. I have no emotional connection here with any of them, especially because nothing seems to be getting properly resolved, at least from what I’ve seen. I would prefer an argument or something over this. No development. Only plot. Yay for Santa I guess.

Tariq?! In this economy?! There’s no way my guy made it back.

Okay guys. We get it. Pubic hair is evil. Lesson learned.

Just let my guy wear the damn dresses!! Why do these people never LEARN?! How can there be so much emotional distance in the land of joy and good times????

Wow Rasheed is really a dick. The only Rashid I need is Real Rashid from IWTV. He’s not a womanizer.

My guys I’m really sorry but I don’t think God’s gonna save you on this one…

of COURSE it’s a poem. Of course. I could’ve guessed that. It’s always a poem.

I don’t think Furious is going to be fine.

These plot twists are crazy I actually have no idea what’s gonna happen next