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i thought it would’ve been obvious who the secret admirer was 🧍‍♀️ also cat guarding the gift is so cute

COLLIN NOOOOOO STAND UPPPPPPPP

i love that the cat has his own chapters and perspective :,)

i hate her sister so bad why does everyone hate her

imagine telling a vampire that you can file their teeth so that it can be round and straight lmfaoo

such a page turner so far. i really like how she characterizes Circe

nah wtf is going on this book is crazy

i’ve never blazed through a book so fast before i’m so locked in i need to know wtf is going on

“You will miss me, question? I will miss you. You are friend.”
“Yeah. I’m going to miss you.” I take another swig of vodka. “You’re my friend. Heck, you’re my best friend. And pretty soon we’re going to say goodbye forever.”

STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM SICK TO MY STOMACH FAM

“On Earth, we have a scary, deadly creature called a spider. You look like one of those. Just so you know.”
“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.”

i love them

“Um…” I say. “Rocky, you can make new screws, right?”
“Yes. East. Why, question?”
“I dropped one.”
“Hold screws better.”
“How?”
“Use hand.”
“My hand’s busy with the wrench.”
“Use second hand.”
“My other hand’s on the hull to keep me steady.”
“Use third han—hmm. Get beetles. I make new screws.”
“Okay.”

this is killing me so bad 💀💀

“Yeah.” I point at the screen. “First I have to wait for my computer to wake up.”
“Hurry.”
“Okay, I’ll wait faster.”
“Sarcasm.”

LMFAOOOOOO

“Be careful,” says Rocky. “You are friend now.”
“Thanks,” I say. “You are friend also.”
“Thank.”

yes i’m crying

ROCKY TIMEEEEEEEE

also currently reading by the 9/11 pools in ny.

FINALLY ABT TO MEET ROCKY

the probes being named after the Beatles is so cute

he cracks me up and it’s fun seeing him put the pieces together

this book is so funny so far, his inner monologue is killing me why is he so silly

the random German guy being so down to help Maya make Conor jealous LMAO

conor is so down bad for her it’s actually sickening

“Do you always go where you’re not wanted?”
Eleanor smiled placidly. “I’ve never been wanted anywhere,” she said.

:( oh Nellie