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“On Earth, we have a scary, deadly creature called a spider. You look like one of those. Just so you know.”
“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.”
i love them
— May 02, 2026 03:03PM
“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.”
i love them
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jamie
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“You will miss me, question? I will miss you. You are friend.”
“Yeah. I’m going to miss you.” I take another swig of vodka. “You’re my friend. Heck, you’re my best friend. And pretty soon we’re going to say goodbye forever.”
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM SICK TO MY STOMACH FAM
— May 02, 2026 03:27PM
“Yeah. I’m going to miss you.” I take another swig of vodka. “You’re my friend. Heck, you’re my best friend. And pretty soon we’re going to say goodbye forever.”
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM SICK TO MY STOMACH FAM
jamie
is on page 375 of 476
“Um…” I say. “Rocky, you can make new screws, right?”
“Yes. East. Why, question?”
“I dropped one.”
“Hold screws better.”
“How?”
“Use hand.”
“My hand’s busy with the wrench.”
“Use second hand.”
“My other hand’s on the hull to keep me steady.”
“Use third han—hmm. Get beetles. I make new screws.”
“Okay.”
this is killing me so bad 💀💀
— Apr 26, 2026 09:34AM
“Yes. East. Why, question?”
“I dropped one.”
“Hold screws better.”
“How?”
“Use hand.”
“My hand’s busy with the wrench.”
“Use second hand.”
“My other hand’s on the hull to keep me steady.”
“Use third han—hmm. Get beetles. I make new screws.”
“Okay.”
this is killing me so bad 💀💀
jamie
is on page 365 of 476
“Yeah.” I point at the screen. “First I have to wait for my computer to wake up.”
“Hurry.”
“Okay, I’ll wait faster.”
“Sarcasm.”
LMFAOOOOOO
— Apr 26, 2026 09:21AM
“Hurry.”
“Okay, I’ll wait faster.”
“Sarcasm.”
LMFAOOOOOO
jamie
is on page 314 of 476
“Be careful,” says Rocky. “You are friend now.”
“Thanks,” I say. “You are friend also.”
“Thank.”
yes i’m crying
— Apr 26, 2026 07:43AM
“Thanks,” I say. “You are friend also.”
“Thank.”
yes i’m crying
jamie
is on page 169 of 476
ROCKY TIMEEEEEEEE
also currently reading by the 9/11 pools in ny.
— Apr 17, 2026 09:01AM
also currently reading by the 9/11 pools in ny.
jamie
is on page 74 of 476
the probes being named after the Beatles is so cute
— Mar 30, 2026 04:18PM
jamie
is on page 51 of 476
he cracks me up and it’s fun seeing him put the pieces together
— Mar 30, 2026 06:43AM
jamie
is on page 15 of 476
this book is so funny so far, his inner monologue is killing me why is he so silly
— Mar 28, 2026 02:47PM