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Well, the angst starts coming and it don't stop coming,

Wow I love this SKAM Italy Halloween episode ripoff

Oh no, they're cute.

I am not immune to gay hockey propaganda

‘I was a pro. My life was a con.’ con artist Maali who acted like he only loved himself and yet managed to gamble away his life AND afterlife for love I love you <3

"And I knew he was going to do whatever shady shit it took to win the presidency, and I couldn’t let a fucking predator be the most powerful man in the country if it was within my power to stop it."

"On purpose. I love him on purpose."
No, you're crying.

I am sensing the impending disaster once again

"An hour later, there are several cartons of Chinese food and a PowerPoint cued up. The first slide says: SEXUAL EXPERIMENTATION WITH FOREIGN MONARCHS: A GRAY AREA. Alex wonders if it’s too late to swan dive off the roof."
This will always crack me up without fail

Alex, babe, you’re not straight. You’re just a dumbass.

Ada ha troppe poche scene d’azione se consideriamo che era pronta a gettarsi nella mischia nel momento esatto che ha preso in mano un’arma, mi manca il cartone