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Bisexual man gets his dick cut off by the anti-religious terrorist drag queen and dies instantly. And it happens on page 420.

I imagine that if these characters actually had opinions about each other and inner lives outside of their stories (beyond the fame-seeking), Chef Assassin would hate the Earl of Slander’s guts, considering their respective crimes. Generally, I’m having much more fun with the main plot than the short stories.

Święty Bez Kiszki dopina ostatnie mosiężne guziki i pochyla się, żeby pocałować Matkę Naturę, pytając:
– Kochasz mnie?
– Raczej nie mam wyboru, jeśli wątek romantyczny ma wypalić – odpowiada Matka Natura.
Wyciera usta wierzchem dłoni z martwym Lordem Żebrakiem lśniącym na palcu.
– Twoja ślina okropnie cuchnie... – mówi.

Uwielbiam ich

As of now, Guts, Foot Work, and Swan Song were standouts, but everything else is really average (and often boring). I thought people were exaggerating, but these stories truly are hit or miss. On an unrelated note, I’m already a fan of SGF and MN’s fake love subplot. Even if they’re not actually in love, the scene where he asks her out is weirdly sweet.

Die reinste Freude ist Schadenfreude.

I love how batshit crazy this is getting. It’s so funny

Every Saint Gut-Free mention is a highlight

Tak więc, nie udało mi się dostać stypendium sportowego. Nie dorobiłem się tytułu magistra. Moi kumple – ten od wosku i ten od marchewki – porządnie wyrośli i nabrali ciała, ale mnie nigdy nie przybył choćby funt wagi od tamtego dnia, kiedy byłem trzynastoletnim smarkaczem.

I need to finish this before mid-August. What did I do to deserve this curse (executive dysfunction)

I swear Evil Things (2017) ruined me for haunted house media. I keep visualising this book as an episode of it, voiceover and all.

Why are the main characters in those crime thrillers always so lukewarm. Also I’m pretty sure the page count suddenly changed? And it’s not the same as the one listed on Goodreads. What the hell

I can’t say it’s a bad book, but it’s very easy to put down. I don’t feel very thrilled right now.

First time reading on a Kindle. Even though I’m a huge paperback guy, it’s actually quite neat

This is so good omg. I need to savour it as much as I can. Why is it so short

I just got this book yesterday and already had a vivid dream about being the main character. I’m so excited, omg

I like Stanley

Damn, I can’t believe it’s been six months and I still haven’t finished it. Time to get to work.

COHEN 🗣️

Fuck this, I’m reading The Set-Up

I’m legitimately struggling here. The topic of this book should be right up my alley, but it just put me into a reading slump.

It isn’t interesting at all, and I feel no incentive to continue reading. Plus, there is some dumbass insta love. Aeugh.

Dawes is a shitty guy, but he’s my favourite character in this

This reminds me of that one scene in Mystery Incorporated lol

I love the descriptions of the mansion, it’s just all so atmospheric. I love botanical horror fr

The horror and gothic atmosphere are really good, but, just like in DLTFI, I can’t help but wish this was historical. It’d fit so well into, I dunno, the 19th century, and instead I keep getting jumpscared by modern things.

It’s exactly what I wanted The Secret Garden to be... but the purple prose is trying too hard. Weird, cause I liked the way DLTFI was written.

I’m trying, I really am, but I’m just too busy lately, aeugh