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They’re doing anal.

Didn’t read much bc of a migraine but they’re getting so messy man

why are they hiding underneath da bed…

Me when i get a eunuch to stab the emperor in the neck with chopsticks to impress wolf-motif trade

Starling’s character has been really well done thus far. I cannot gauge my opinion on her whatsoever she’s very interesting

Control your little dog Xiao Chiye why are u pointing ur boner at everything.. THERE ARE ASSASSINS IN THE FOREST AND YOURE THINKING ABOUT WET BOTTOM HOLE! FOR SHAME

It’s getting coupy as fuckkkk 😭

sister ragebaitijg me but irregardless shen zechuan biting xiao chiye. other stuff happens but my brain feels so fucking dull about this plot i don’t know what’s going on but maybe it’s bc i read half of this update tipsy

why tf is chi’ye just punching him in the stomach. BE KIND MAN ur abt to put a baby in that later 😒

I start my last semester tmrw and this was how I coped with being forced to endure 16 more long, torturous weeks of clinicals. Unfortunately I love friends to lovers and this is scratching the easily digestible wattpad itch I was craving. Sue me

Sister called me a good chunk through so we could play Fortnite and i am now distracted for the night. do not think i will be finishing this and making it two books read in one day which is kind of a bummer but its wtv

Is this Banjo fucking Kazooie

Piss has been mentioned 4 times in this. I’m going to bed man

I have become addicted to stardew.

I’ve been so awful at tracking my progress with this book but I don’t trust Starling.. like she’s so cool but im very wary of her.. who are you..

I don’t even know, man

ok im abt to pass out

Progress is being made going to finish this tmrw instead of studying for my finals

last day of clinicals & finals season is approaching. I deserve to feel ok abt only reading 5% today. it’s whatever