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Ahegao genuinely compiled the weirdness sexual repression brings to gay men so well I am trying so hard not to laugh at what I just read. It’s such a great short story imo, especially just for like any gay person who has Dealt with. Well. Online porn. Sorry for getting goony to my 4 followers but it is genuinely so steeped in online culture that it’s the funniest thing ever to me right now just.

Have not been updating this Oh my God. first half was interesting but kind of put me in a semi slump like I just kept procrastinating reading this book

Going to try finishing this today after getting cucked by my exam

Okay…

Slightly hungover, but I understand what Ezra meant. 😭

Someone keeps putting gay porn on my tl and im not pointing fingers but I have my suspicions.

The carp yao my fav.. mr blub is always keeping it real

So so incredibly entertained

This book is so egregiously Texan and I adore that

Dylan isn’t a bratty sub bottom???????? Most shocking reveal in a book ever known to man

Wow

SIX SEVEN

I forgot this app and reading existed tbh

They’re doing anal.

Didn’t read much bc of a migraine but they’re getting so messy man

why are they hiding underneath da bed…

Me when i get a eunuch to stab the emperor in the neck with chopsticks to impress wolf-motif trade

Starling’s character has been really well done thus far. I cannot gauge my opinion on her whatsoever she’s very interesting

Control your little dog Xiao Chiye why are u pointing ur boner at everything.. THERE ARE ASSASSINS IN THE FOREST AND YOURE THINKING ABOUT WET BOTTOM HOLE! FOR SHAME

It’s getting coupy as fuckkkk 😭