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Listening to audiobook oh how I love you obi wan

In the reading mood again — and this book is very nostalgic in the classic TOR away however my chief complaint thus far is that it’s very clearly a sci-fi novel written by a man in 2012. Every woman is described by physical appearance first and foremost whereas the men are not treated in this same manner it’s very noticeable and irksome

Theron i have wanted your cookie since i was like 9 years old

Suck at tracking my book but have been in a bad mood all day and im tipsy and fornicated

Unfortunately I must see this shit through

Is Richard trade?

No because I really wanted to know that Carl is circumcised

It’s a bit slop but it’s also entertaining and I think everybody on both sides of this discourse are insufferable and need to orgasm more

Listening to the audiobook at work. Please be kind.

Plot twist deadass ended up being don’t let the forest in ocean themed addition oh my god they cannot keep getting away with this

Conceptually more interesting than DLTFI but this is just as plagued by forced poetic prose & nauseatingly repetitive dialogue on how the MC hates himself and he feels different than all his friends and he’s choking or suffocating on something. Get an inhaler

I’ve only read dltfi and this book is already just as nauseating with its forced prose. this is just the same character as the last time — a self hating teenage boy who feels trapped by circumstance and family, wanting for something to give, thinking love is a cure all. something or other. and that’s fine or whatever if you’re into that but his characters are always feeling suffocated by something and this +

Flinging shit with spaghetti demon trade

I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

Stuck where trade left him :/

I lived like that too

And time drags on..

Not really caring for the whole second person thing to showcase the narrators obsession I just don’t really care about this dead khia author

Not the wet donkey roast reference

Hiring Mr Gena oui oui how u spell to recreate the scent of my lovers armpit 🧐

Sometimes a baby’s vibes just suck ykwim