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i just can’t not read a book with the logline “looks like the oil isn’t the only thing getting drilled.” hilarious

the mc is soooo obsessed with his merman smut book. finally some representation

this ugly af cover keeps tempting me so today i finally surrender

embry’s pov is gonna fucking gut me

HOLY SHITTTTT i’m 10% in and it’s already a five-star read

my eyes saw himbo and my heart said yes

my parents sold me to one direction 👻

lowkey want to die after having the best week of my life 🫩 let’s hope gay smut cures me

being inside alec’s head is getting claustrophobic with all these descriptions of zercy’s sexiness, and it hasn’t even been a full day since they met lol. dude is 1% “omg my team and i were kidnapped and sold on a crazy alien planet” and 99% “oh no i got a boner because zercy breathed in my direction and now i need to hide it because im straight”

trusting y’all with my life😒 this better be worth it!

this dirty talk is turning into a ‘try not to cringe’ challenge IM SORRY

“Your swollen treasure. Soon I will burst it with my cock.”

im at a loss for words

woke up today and realized my life lacks purple dicks

“You’re trying so hard, aren’t you, sweetheart?”


slapping me with “sweetheart” during smut is just evil. my horny little heart can’t handle it 😩

Damiano’s face did something strange: a tight, pinched look, his eyes all pissy and angry, before he stepped forward and shoved his face into Jordan’s neck.


thank god i’m alone rn because no one needs to witness the reaction i just had to this 😌

“Let me suck your cock”

wow okay sure

“I think I’m losing my mind. I’m not sure I’m even sleeping anymore or how much time has passed. I can’t—I can’t do this. I can’t breathe in here. I need you to wake up.” A shaky kiss pressed to the top of his head. Ragged breaths that sounded almost like sobs. “I need you to wake up. I need—I need you.”

😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

i’ll blame klinta for everything that goes right and everything that goes wrong with this book 😌😗

i’ve been scrolling through gr for an hour and i still haven’t decided what to read next

okay so the kidnapping was kinda anticlimactic. i expected to be sweating and clutching my pearls and fighting for my life - instead, out of all possible emotions, i’m fucking BORED???????

not me getting progressively more teary-eyed while quinn yells at steph 😙✌🏻

THE ANSWER CHANGED IT CHANGED OH MY GOD I’M GONNA CRY I’M GONNA FUCKING CRYYYY

not the “go on a date with me” hitting me like that AGAIN 😫 i’m so in my feels rn i almost screamed in the middle of the gym. also, this narrator’s delivery???? INSANE

me rn listening to them finally fucking while i’m supposed to be working

“i wish it was just my dick. you make everything hard” teeheeheeee

they had one (1) conversation before bro growled “mine” completely unprovoked, and i literally burst out laughing. there’s zero chance i’ll take this book seriously and yet i’m strangely committed to seeing it through. whyyyyyy

i have a gut feeling steph’s gonna steal my heart🙂

very motivated to go to the gym today so i can finish listening to this baby🥰🥰🥰

OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD WHY THIS MAN HAS TO BE SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE PIECE OF SHIT??!!!! he annoys me so much i want to punch a wall

wow this omega is sooo like no other girls🥱