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"'I think Harry Potter's a bit shit, to be honest'"

best character already

this book is so fucking unbelievably bad. i'm so tired.

More authors should include keyboard smashes in their books

It's crazy for me to say this, but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE and ABSOLUTELY DO NOT LOVE what is happening in this book omg

Where's I Kissed Summer Collins I'd want to read that book

okay, so here's my two biggest problems with this book so far:

1) This book expects me to believe that Liz survived over a year in the bookstore after The Storm, yet has repeatedly—through her actions, decision-making, and personality—proven that she clearly should not have.

2) The sense of time in this book (hours, days, years) feels completely misconceptualized.

Once again, she's protecting me. Once again, I'm useless

this whole book in a fucking nutshell

WTFFFFFFF

WHY ARE THEY TREATING LIZ GETTING HER HAND/ARM CHOPPED UP AS SOME QUIRKY LITTLE THING????

liz you're acting a little too chill for someone that just mutilated their own hand

this book expects me to believe that liz spent 9 months living in the bookstore after the apocalypse, but it's written as if she only spent like 2 months there...

wait hang on last chapter was so good and then this chapter completely nose-dived 😭

Bought this book alongside Perfect Girl. SURELY it won't be as bad, right? 🙂

"A few hours ago, I couldn't imagine hurting anyone."

i'm going insane YOU LITERALLY IMAGINED STABBING YOUR BROTHER AND HEARING HIM SCREAM EARLIER IN THIS BOOK

this book is supposed to have a "strong female lead," but Jessa does next to NOTHING, and when she's in immediate danger, she just ends up getting saved by a guy... a guy that she swoons over like she's dimwitted and refers to as her "black clark kent"

i'm dying reading this

This book just went into FULL Disney sitcom mode

you know, for a book that's supposed to be a thriller, it's not exactly thrilling to read rn

I feel like forty weeping emojis in a big text block of sad.

Now that just might be one of the worst lines I've ever read.

I indulge in a quick fantasy of stabbing him with my fork. Blood, screams, the whole bit. It's glorious.

HELLO???? THAT'S YOUR BROTHER????

saw this thriller at my library and wanted to give it a read :)

mr. brightside is such a good song choice.

the lyrics genuinely feel like they're paralleling the events in this book.

this book is filled with banger after banger after banger

BUDDY READ WITH MY POOKIE AMY!! <33

"I adjust my pink T-shirt underneath the blue one the best I can. My charm is resting against my shirt, a silver bird flying against a light blue sky."

THE TRANS COLORS

there's like 20 characters in this book WHY

Here's how a typical school day goes in this book:

1st period: Humanities
2nd period: T̸͚̀͘H̴͚̖̽Ȅ̵͓̠͋̈́ ̷̙̳̽̌̓V̴͉͎̇̽O̶̻̾̏̋I̷͍͆̉̋D̷̫̟̾́
3rd period: T̸͚̀͘H̴͚̖̽Ȅ̵͓̠͋̈́ ̷̙̳̽̌̓V̴͉͎̇̽O̶̻̾̏̋I̷͍͆̉̋D̷̫̟̾́
4th period: T̸͚̀͘H̴͚̖̽Ȅ̵͓̠͋̈́ ̷̙̳̽̌̓V̴͉͎̇̽O̶̻̾̏̋I̷͍͆̉̋D̷̫̟̾́
5th period: Lunch
6th period: T̸͚̀͘H̴͚̖̽Ȅ̵͓̠͋̈́ ̷̙̳̽̌̓V̴͉͎̇̽O̶̻̾̏̋I̷͍͆̉̋D̷̫̟̾́
7th period: T̸͚̀͘H̴͚̖̽Ȅ̵͓̠͋̈́ ̷̙̳̽̌̓V̴͉͎̇̽O̶̻̾̏̋I̷͍͆̉̋D̷̫̟̾́

quick lil book I got from the library bookstore :)

POKEMON REFERENCE!!

Clearly I wasn't devastated enough by The Fault in Our Stars. 😭

But also, considering it was my dad's birthday recently, and he's no longer here, it feels like a fitting time to read a book like this. I expect to be destroyed.

girl, you need to come up with better insults than "douchepants" and "doucheface"