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“Good girl” HELL YES ALEC

He walked around, pulling out hardcovers and paperbacks like he spent every weeknd shopping at Barnes & Noble, and it was a little too atractive. A hockey player with glasses and a big fat brain? A girl could faint from that shit.

ACTUALLY YES PLEASE I WANT A ALEC BARCZEWSKI BRO I WANT HIM HE IS MY TYPE

“I’m picking out a book for you this time, Collins.” OMG THEY ARE BOOK SHOPPING STOP.

Dinner at Rainforest cafe because she likes the sound of thunderstorms, the book shopping at B&N. #perfectdate. BRO IT IS THE PERFECT DATE

“Have I told you that you have nice legs, Collins?”

JOEY LYNCH FLASHBACKS OMG.

“Am I also allowed to say you have a great ass?” THE MAN YOU ARE ALEC BARCEWSKI

“Unless we are frightened of people.”

That’s where everything starts

“You voted me for chief. Now you do what I say.”

GET IT RALPH

Because it was absurd that my face was literally right next to his neck, which smelled really fucking good. And I could feel his breath on my collarbone. OMG HELL YEAH

Pulling me into his arms. YES CLOCK IT

He was wearing black boxer briefs — but his hair was wet and his muscles were everywhere and I could smell his soap or shampoo. HELL YEAHHHHHHH.

“Dani?” “What’s wrong?” OMG HE’S WORRIED ABOUT HERRRRRRRR OMG

Bro alec diciendo q necesita presentar su speech porq a la dani le está dando un panic attack omg OMG OMG OMG.

Nobody suspects a little old lady with dementia of killing people.

IT WAS THE FUCKING MOTHER ALL THIS TIME?? WHAT THE FUCK. First cat, then pryia then Anna then the mother

Sometimes o think I am the unreliable narrator of my own life.


Bro like the hell

THATS what you get for speaking up.

She’s so real

“O captain! My captain!”


Fav scene ever

“He cares about me! You don’t!”

Holy yes todd get it

Todds first yawp was Neil im not good.

“Even if Mr Perry didn’t shoot him, he killed him. They have to know that!” Literally yes

“Todd, Neil’s dead. He shot himself.”

BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

“And still we sleep.
And still we pray.
And still we fear.”

I’m dead guys alright like todd actually speaking in front of everyone I’m dead

Hell nah wdym Mr keating leading a dead poets session to replace Neil like the last one HELL NAH

“Neil!” Todd screamed as the car drove away.

HELL NAH IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

“He’s good! He’s really good!”

STFU I CANT

“It’s god. He said we should have girls at Welton.”

Oh Charlie you don’t know what’s happening next

“From the moment we enter crying,” “to the moment we leave dying, it will cover just your head as you wail and cry and scream!”

Basta that scene was iconic. The yawp.

“I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life.”

“You must strive to find your own voice, boys, and the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all.”

“Carpe diem, Todd!”

Mátense todos de verdad

They danced wildly in the forest, swaying with the tall trees and howling wind.

Cueros los amo

“Sir? O captain! My captain?

BRO THAT SCENE

“I hear we’re going to be roommates.”
“I’m Neil Perry.”
“Todd Anderson.”

BRO STOP CANON EVENT

Bro that’s what I called a good mystery food like Agatha kept it and kept it until the very last sentence omg that was amazing.