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I love these wee lesbians

“ Oh Lydia. Oh my love. I would not hurt you for the world” I love this gentle giant

“ do you know when it started for me, love of mine? It was that first moment. The very first instant I saw you on the door step, in your green dress and your green shoes and your hair the color nature uses for things so sublime you cannot hold them in your hand. Autumn. Sunset. A flame. - from the papers of Arthur Baird, written upon the back of an envelope, never sent. BAWLING. MY. EYES. OUT. 😭

“ for gods sake woman!” Strathrannoch bellowed in her ear. “ I have you stop screaming!” Oh. She hadn’t realised she’d started again.

“ the terrain is perfectly familiar! I crossed it this very morning”
“ you were inside the carriage!”
“ it has windows! I have eyes!”

Screaming Lydia is so funny when she’s not bokeing her ring up

She threw up on her own shoes ☠️

“ he did not have time for a mad English ginger on his door step. He had to go catch a zebra” SCREAMING

I can’t help but laugh at the mention of “ fanny hill” of “ bumtickler” every time I see it on the page…

I just want to get to the lesbians I’m ngl

I keep picturing Dallas Kent as the boy who played Jamie in ted lasso

“ the last two years haven been easy on Kip, and Kyle’s been a good friend to him” HE KISSED HIM SCOTT THEY KISSED.

“ stay the night with me, there’s room for you. I won’t… steal the covers, Perce. I promise.” Awk Leo

A “ cunny “ is not how I’d put it at all but sure… I fear histroms aren’t made for my sense of humour 😂

“ sucking on her pearl” 👁️👄👁️

“ sweet mercy, he has barely started” some men are just that good..

Juste ciel kept getting repeated and I’ve had to google and OH MY GOODNESS! you’ll never believe what it means.

“ how did the tortoise keep escaping? He did not have thumbs!”

“ napoleon chose that evening to alter the course of Percy’s life” naw this tortoise just out here being a menace ☠️😂

Stubble of his “ night whiskers” HAHAHAHAHA

“ napoleon was so quick!” Naw screaming laughing right now

I’m screaming, napoleon the tortoise has a floor length mirror in his bedroom.. yes bedroom.