Orla Flood’s Reviews > Earl Crush > Status Update

“ do you know when it started for me, love of mine? It was that first moment. The very first instant I saw you on the door step, in your green dress and your green shoes and your hair the color nature uses for things so sublime you cannot hold them in your hand. Autumn. Sunset. A flame. - from the papers of Arthur Baird, written upon the back of an envelope, never sent. BAWLING. MY. EYES. OUT. 😭

“ for gods sake woman!” Strathrannoch bellowed in her ear. “ I have you stop screaming!” Oh. She hadn’t realised she’d started again.

“ the terrain is perfectly familiar! I crossed it this very morning”
“ you were inside the carriage!”
“ it has windows! I have eyes!”

Screaming Lydia is so funny when she’s not bokeing her ring up

She threw up on her own shoes ☠️

“ he did not have time for a mad English ginger on his door step. He had to go catch a zebra” SCREAMING