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Cache B is 53% done with Eldest (The Inheritance Cycle, #2)

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Cache B is 40% done with Underworld

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Cache B is 16% done with Underworld

I will never stop drooling over his fucking dialog. It's so fucking good

— Oct 16, 2026 09:31PM Add a comment

Cache B is 13% done with Underworld

— Oct 15, 2026 10:25PM Add a comment

Cache B is starting Hope Rises

I'm sorry ... I am less than a minute into this book and this man just said that someone has "colored white hair. It was either colored or natural, he didn't know which" mother fucker then say "she has white hair" Jesus fucking christ

— Sep 29, 2026 11:59PM Add a comment

Cache B is 84% done with Eragon (The Inheritance Cycle #1)

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Cache B is 71% done with Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Vols. 1-3

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Cache B is 48% done with Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Vols. 1-3

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Cache B is 28% done with Nightmares and Dreamscapes, Vols. 1-3

If Samuel D Landry isn't a nod to author Samuel R. Delaney then it's a hell of a big coincidence.

— Sep 17, 2026 08:41PM Add a comment

Cache B is 95% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

DONT PISS ME THE FUCK OFFF

— Sep 16, 2026 09:28PM Add a comment

Cache B is 92% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

I have no idea how I got this far into the series without ever realizing that Julian and Cassius are twins?!

— Sep 16, 2026 09:00PM Add a comment

Cache B is 52% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

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Cache B is 36% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

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Cache B is 25% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

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Cache B is 9% done with Light Bringer (Red Rising Saga, #6)

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Cache B is 63% done with Four Past Midnight

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Cache B is 69% done with End Zone

I need to get a physical copy of this book so I can highlight the best dialog. Some fantastic quotes in here...

— Aug 08, 2026 12:59AM Add a comment

Cache B is 50% done with Four Past Midnight

Secret Window, Secret Garden is simultaneously better and worse than The Dark Half (his other book about an author who creates a character that comes to kill his family). Better cause it's legitimately creepier to have the character be some sort of ghost that possesses his body. Worse because it's just another story that shows a plural character with an evil alter because "they're crazy".

— Aug 06, 2026 10:14PM Add a comment

Cache B is 40% done with Four Past Midnight

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Cache B is 81% done with Falling Man

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Cache B is 36% done with Four Past Midnight

— Jul 31, 2026 08:50PM Add a comment

Cache B is 30% done with Four Past Midnight

I finished the first story which is Langoliers. What about the plane motherfucker? What happened with the plane that crashed into the building in the future? Did that just not happen? There were alarms or anything? Hello?

— Jul 31, 2026 12:33AM Add a comment

Cache B is 21% done with Four Past Midnight

— Jul 29, 2026 06:59AM Add a comment

Cache B is 82% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

It's called a Prince Albert you dumbass... Sorry. I really hate this man so much. I did start reading his books for the joy of hating after all

— Jul 28, 2026 01:40AM Add a comment

Cache B is 70% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

Should have waited a few more pages because the very next story has the line "Now he sells home life policies and has three daughters. Turned out not to be so gay after all but selling insurance is very queer in my opinion."
Stfu Stephen

— Jul 27, 2026 11:58PM Add a comment

Cache B is 69% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

You should listen to your friend who told you that you don't "have anything to say about aids, especially as a straight man". Sometimes our friends give us good advice, Steve.

— Jul 27, 2026 11:54PM Add a comment

Cache B is 49% done with The Bazaar of Bad Dreams

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Cache B is 57% done with The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon

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