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Una realising she has frightened Owen was the moment I was invested

"Trees are for housing behind while someone shoots at you, not for getting sentimental about."

This quote, this humour, is the reason I will read anything Richard Osman writes:
"It's been nice, Malaga, it really has. Lots of good lads down here, lots of pals from home. Couple of armed robbers. A few drug dealers. The local corner shop is run by a murderer from Cardiff, and he always makes sure to stock Marmite and cornflakes. It's a real community like that. I'll miss it."

He ADOPTED HER CAT AFTER SHE DIED are you kidding me 😭

Shut UP oh my god I am FREAKING out I never saw that coming I'm going to cry

She's going to save Ruthie (her rescue cat in 2026- just a baby in 2012)!!! Thank god I thought she forgot about Ruthie

"Rose waved to Shane from across the lawn where she was talking to Ilya’s friend Svetlana"

The only interaction they have but it has fuelled me for five years i love shipping rose and svetlana

"Its dumb, but I was distracted in the car, so I think... you looking away just brought that to mind."
"I swear I won't look away from the road again. Its pretty tempting when you're sitting there looking like that, thought."
Aww

Thank god Joey is becoming more likeable
I hate when I dont like an fmc

the book could end here and I would be completely satisfied- it's been Alex since the dinner party at the start of the book and it's Alex now (in the past)
I guess I'll have to keep reading to see how Joey messes around for the next three hundred pages lmao

Emma, with her arms full of a very sick Islington, being found in a corridor, stuck between either marrying him or announcing that he was her guardian
Guess which one Emma chooses 😭

"Kell wore a very peculiar coat."
we're so back

"Eli felt like a mirror turned toward the sun, relieved to have a source of light he could reflect."

Marcella the mob wife I am obsessed with you

"Because Eliot Cardale hadn't aged a day"
🙃

save me from my reading slump Victor Vale