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Update: Frau Richter is a racist and an adulterer

FRAU RICHTER

AMONG US IN REAL LIFE!!!! #sus #sus

I keep reacting out loud to the events of the book and lucy is telling me to shut up #IWillNotBeSilenced #PopeDrama #CardinalsTooMessyToReadQuietly #ChaosInTheConclave

GO ON SISTER AGNES YOU DIVALICIOUS DIVA

GET HIS ASS JACOPO

I'm amused by how in his head he suddenly starts making excuses for anyone as soon as they become the frontrunner for becoming the pope, even if he was hating on them before

I get why people ship cardinal Lomeli/Lawrence and cardinal Benítez now LOL

"Aldo, this conversation is very distressing to me" 😭😭😭 omg the drama, the cattiness, the cardinals are true divas I can't stop chuckling to myself

HE'S BISEXUAL?????????????????

Sass level: EXTREME

I got distracted

Starting again from the start so back to square one and back to the #PopeMap

I love that the text portrays the catty thoughts that cross Lomeli's mind about the other cardinals. The film also managed to capture this cattiness really well.

Love that there's a map of key areas within the Vatican for me to refer to

I think her next alter ego should be Lalimarc

Ough that was a bit scary

Omg this book is gay as hell they weren't lying

MEKARE YOU ARE A LEGENDARY DIVA-LICIOUS QUEEN !

Maharet has quickly become one of my favourite Vampire Chronicles characters of all time. This DIVA! She is THE immortal.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did I just read that right....................... Anne Rice, rest in peace. Your mind was a true labyrinth of imagination. Nobody thought the thoughts that you thought, and nobody ever will again. You are one of the greatest minds to ever think. What. One sentence, one singular sentence. What a beautiful sentence. I wish I never read it. Hello. My name is Clare. Nice to meet you! What the hell. Anne Rice...... what.

BRILLIANT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!

And who the fuck is Eric??? #HeJustAppeared #WhatDoesHeDo #WhatDoesHeKnow #BroThinksHesAPartOfTheTeam

Oh god I've been anticipating this happening for so long and it's just crept up on me #whatisevengoingtohappen

I see no difference between the events of this page and One Direction fan fiction

What a chapter!!!

Maharet Mekare Mael Marius Magnus Matthew Maria Miriam!

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you the duck is racist

Omg

I have arrived at the Devil's Minion chapter. I shall be a changed woman by the time the night ends.