౨ৎ‧₊˚Dee {DRACOOO IS DAT U!?}˚₊‧౨ৎ > Recent Status Updates

I left my book at school- gawsh darn it

Guys. I walked into my room and there was a present on my bed.

I AM OFFICIALLY SOBBING.

WHY AM I CRYING!?

"Here is some snacks for your first time of the month. And pads. Love, mom :)"

Oh fun. Me and my mom are on our periods the same week.

(My poor brother and dad)

Guys I'm back into my Harry Potter obsession. AHEHEAHEAHAEHEAHEAHE

Smh, girl.

Just kick their azz's and get inside america....................

Guys I was in math and kept showing my friend Draco and she said he was ugly and I about slapped that bish across the face. My poor baby boy.

More Draco for me ig!

this book is sooo good I recommend :3

Great job you made it to America, now I will throw this book across the room.

Love is like a fart. If you have to push it out. It's crap.- My youth pastor

Smh.

*sighs*

JUST GET TO AMERICA B*TCH

Lowkey want to make out with Ron rn while making out with Draco and Hermione and Harry at the same time. Iykyk :3

Lowkey scared for me and my bestie's relashiship

She is:

Pro- Life
Pro- trump
Slightly Homophobic

I am:

Pro- choice
Anti- trump
Queer

But I love her so f-ing much 😗

Hit the griddy Mr fletcher!
hawanchanahwa
BUBBLE BATH
Remember that time when Eli drank the teachers coffee and got sick?
Roland. aka. HIGHLIGHTER CARROT NINGA, RASIST AHH BITSH
Bunsen Burner
AND IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUU
*belly flop*
*humps the latter pole* (works of roland)
DONTLIKEMATHDONTLIKESCINECEDONTLIKEANYTHINGTHATTEACHESSELFRELIANCE
I'ma kiss you
Sadie (me). True(bestie). I PulledTheDoorOff

Everyone: OMG I WANT TO BE BLONDE!!!

Me: No. No. You. Really. Don't.

Everyone: OMG YES I DOOOO!

Me: Girl, no. Honey. *sigh* why do I always pick a loosing battle?

(Disclaimer) THIS IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE! SRRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU

Most inspirational thing ever: "*Farts*"

Woah, why is the author making all the doctors freaky, but not as bad as meee

Guys I woke up to an amber alert on my phone and I looked at it and it aaid child abduction, I looked at thw place, ITS 2 HOURS AWAY.

#beingforcedtoreadforschoolijustwanttoreadThunderhead😭

My French teacher: Ça va?
My class: *answers*
Me: Oui Oui Baguette, Suce ma grosse couille.

Trigger if you hate losing teeth.









I'm 13 and I'm about to loose my 9th tooth-

I think if someone was in my head rn they would be at the side of a bridge.

My mom: *walks into my room* what are you doing.

Me staring at a wall. Thinking about being stabbed to death so I don't have to think abt doing it myself.

Me: Just staring at the wall for no reason.

❤️cECk THe ComMeNTs✨️

I have a headache. My headache wont go away. Please kill me. It hurts. I feel sick. Help🥺 ✨

Hey guys I have a short book series called "Pennyroyal academy" its a fantasy with a small side of romance, its rlly weird and kinda confusing to say the least, but I liked it. It's more like a 9-13 year old type series. Literally no one ik has read it 😭

Lowkey finished the AR test for Scythe ran up to my teacher and said, "Can I go get the second one?" and she said yes. some of my classmates where in their for like 5 minutes before me, I literally threw myself to the ground to grab the book, and my librarian was like "What the helly is she doin'?" And I ran up to her desk so fast and she was like "how do you spell your last name?"

REST IN COMMENTS I COULDNT FIT IT

Dee died 81 times and had 67 strokes 69 heart attacks, and her bsf kissed her- Sadie (aka Dee) ps, Dee isn't sleeping tonight.

Get. Me. Out. Of. This. Fxcking. Dance. I. Don't. Like. It. Here. Pls. Save. Me.

2 things,

Lowkey story of my life: Friend comes out as queer, they give me permission to make homophobic joke, slowly becomes bi

2 I want to start another rp group but idk what I want the rp to be abt

Slight spoiler

















Omg he is alive, wait ngl I kinda thought that

I'm babysitting!

Speaks of SH


Also my dxmn mom said I can't be friends with people who cut themselves, I wonder if i cut my self how would she react? (I wont be cutting ties with my friends who hurt themselves, and I will not do SH)