Jack > Recent Status Updates

Violet stop talking about your abusive mother for 1 full paragraph challenge (FAILED)

Yulian I’m going to wrap you in a blanket and make you some tea

Eric Bennett you pathetic 41 year old bottom of an old man with your crush on the pretty 25 year old I love you so much

“I lick his curly stomach hairs until they’re straight” made me genuinely feel sick, good job Janette McCurdy

Stucky romance I know what you are

Okay they’re starting to get sappy and cute

Genuinely more sex in the first 90 pages that some full 400 page romances I’ve read

Julian I am BEGGING you to get her name right. It’s not cute flirting it’s you being a DICK

In the middle of reading but had to pause to say that Julian is an absolute dick. If I changed my name due to personal preference/to be more professional in the workplace and a guy continued to deadname me in front of patients and coworkers despite being corrected dozens of times, he’d be reported to HR. Certainly would Not think about having sex with him

Knife sex

Good lord

Rina Kent girl are you okay