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so far it's giving y/n x ceo fan fiction

fuck you strane fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

i hate you the king and the duke

ahh so there is a reason the book is yellow

I don't know if im illiterate but I truly have no fucking clue what's going on

why is a man here

I'm kinda loving this

why does this six year old speak like a distinguished graduate of one the finest ivy league schools in the nation

for a book called bat eater there sure is a lot of spider imagery

I'm not in a reading slump I'm just depressed from reading A Little Life

"Finally, things are looking up for Jude," I says, smiling and happy.

"Fuck you." says the 20 hours and 24 minutes left in the audiobook cat.

the characters so far -
Malcolm - spoiled, rich, has a family that loves him
Willem - actor, caring, lowkey gay for Jude
JB - artist, bold, brash, gay
Jude - unfathomable horrors that no one should ever have to live through

shout out to our soft handed feminist queen patroclus

I'm crushing on Achilles so hard

"It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me."

I am blushing so hard

oh my god they were roommates

you know what, why didn't they just shoot voldemort 🤔

fuck the police, fuck the media, and fuck you hailey

maybe im just that friend that's too woke but I personally wouldn't use my homework assignment in which I write the biography of a potential rapist & murderer to get closer to my next door neighbor that i've only had meaningful interactions with in the past few weeks, those of which started with me using my autistic brother for brownie points

oh to be a messenger cat