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"Finally, things are looking up for Jude," I says, smiling and happy.

"Fuck you." says the 20 hours and 24 minutes left in the audiobook cat.

the characters so far -
Malcolm - spoiled, rich, has a family that loves him
Willem - actor, caring, lowkey gay for Jude
JB - artist, bold, brash, gay
Jude - unfathomable horrors that no one should ever have to live through

shout out to our soft handed feminist queen patroclus

I'm crushing on Achilles so hard

"It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me."

I am blushing so hard

oh my god they were roommates

you know what, why didn't they just shoot voldemort 🤔

fuck the police, fuck the media, and fuck you hailey

maybe im just that friend that's too woke but I personally wouldn't use my homework assignment in which I write the biography of a potential rapist & murderer to get closer to my next door neighbor that i've only had meaningful interactions with in the past few weeks, those of which started with me using my autistic brother for brownie points

oh to be a messenger cat

the imagery of a clearly racist masturbating vegetable glued to the boob tube is now forever burned into my brain

apollo my goat

50 pages in and I was flashbanged with parental abuse, incest, CSA. I was fully prepared to dnf this, but something kept calling back to me, like Green Goblin with Norman Osbourne. What followed was a wild ride about gender norms, societal expectations, and coping with your trauma.

I already know I'm gonna be devastated and I can't wait

50 pages in and ive been exposed to incest, parental abuse, and pedophilia. might dnf

characters are kinda insufferable
the intercut mystery and the caller lore is interesting

the love Thiago has for Vera >>>>>>>>>>>>

can someone PLEASE tell Laura something, anything at all

once I had to pick up the book and read it upside down, everything clicked

1. johnny truant has unbelievable rizz
2. the formatting has gone off the charts

"daddy let's play always"

UMm I THINK THE FUCK NOT

very liminal space-core

very confused so far but I will carry on